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tomscott
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I make things.

If you’re wondering why it’s Prince Harry and not the Queen at the #openingceremony: she’s off with 007, dealing with SPECTRE in Belarus.
Aug 12 no reply

Humanity just dropped a NUCLEAR-POWERED CAR, intact, onto ANOTHER PLANET with a SKY CRANE and it’s SENDING US STUFF. BRING IT ON UNIVERSE.
Aug 6 1 reply

At the end of the #higgs announcement, one of the CERN team will pause, nonchalantly say "oh, one more thing", then calmly teleport away.
Jul 4 1 reply

Use LinkedIn? They may have just leaked your password. Change it - there and everywhere else you use the same password. http://t.co/MyMGsRcW
Jun 6 no reply

If you'd like to circumvent today's High Court injunction forcing ISPs to block the Pirate Bay, just ask any ten-year-old.
4/30/2012 11:52 AM no reply

I got annoyed with Klout, so I made Klouchebag. It's the standard for measuring asshattery. http://t.co/1L2GLnoZ
4/27/2012 10:16 AM no reply

I made the Google Glasses team a new commercial. I don't think they'll like it. http://t.co/jDiTochr
4/4/2012 7:13 PM no reply

Ooh! How about "Bomb Threat Spot-the-Ball"? Click on a Google Map; closest to any actual explosion wins a prize and a visit from the police.
5/16/2011 7:55 AM 1 reply

FACT: Using AV, Sweden would have won Eurovision last night - just. Proof and MATHS: http://bit.ly/iJCYat
5/15/2011 7:19 AM no reply

All right, here we go! What's Bin Laden Watching? http://www.tomscott.com/osama/ - I feel like I should apologise, but I'm not sure who to.
5/8/2011 6:55 AM 9 replies

You know those 'parental advisory' stickers? I made some to warn about dodgy journalism: http://tomscott.com/warnings/
8/13/2010 8:58 AM 3 replies

Presenting Evil. It randomly displays private phone numbers of unsuspecting Facebook users. http://tomscott.com/evil/
5/22/2010 11:11 AM 18 replies

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