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By now, the NSA has likely assembled a database of photos that will keep America the undisputed leader in brunch technology for generations.
10 days ago
PRISM headquarters: "Anything actionable to report, Agent?" "Still just porn and cats, Sir. All day, everyone." "Very well then, carry on."
12 days ago
First-ever images of molecule as it breaks and reforms bonds look just like in textbook http://t.co/dzCtbOdiLC http://t.co/jeK9leu2WD
18 days ago
With gays now allowed, look for Boy Scouts to be exactly the same as before on account of they are kids doing activities, not a sex club.
25 days ago
"We're getting purchased by Yahoo! It's an obscure old search engine, you probably haven't heard of it." -- Tumblr users, probably
30 days ago
This week: 3 girls home after 10 years captivity, woman rescued after 17 days in rubble, dictator found guilty of genocide after 31 years.
This is why we can't have nice things. “Army says no to more tanks, but Congress insists” http://t.co/fL152SBgqj
Mark Twain died on this day in 1910. HERE HE IS WITH A KITTEN ON HIS SHOULDER http://t.co/RdV9ipAYbP
Feels like many people online are turning to the wisdom of Andre The Giant at the end of this long week http://t.co/XeFgLC5Pg0
No one knows who did it. There, you're caught up on 24 hours of cable news programming now.
Last text message of 22 year-old who lost control of car. Don't text and drive (via @YahooNews) http://t.co/TqpVblLI81
40 years of the music industry in one GIF (via @digitalmusicnws) http://t.co/rK4NPFR4Wd
Pause a moment to feel the skepticism you have applied to everything on the Internet today. Consider continuing this after April 1.
Big week for some anti marriage equality protesters who will get photos in history textbooks. "Why is grandpa yelling at those people?"
SCOTUS doesn't rule immediately after oral arguments. First they carefully review and discuss all your blog comments and tweets.
Ten years ago this morning Dick Cheney said on Meet The Press "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators" in Iraq.
Remember to celebrate Pi Day by being irrational, transcendental, and never settling into a repeating pattern.
A seagull on the Sistine Chapel chimney is cool. You know what would be cooler? A DRAGON.
May God have mercy on our souls. MT @edyong209: Dolphins trained by Ukrainian navy to attack people have escaped. http://t.co/KMrlIHDXwO
Jeb Bush will be on all five Sunday shows. Usually when a Bush is on all the networks like that we're invading the wrong country.
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