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Goal: Funny and/or interesting. Partisan, but friendly Democrat. Not into arguing on the Internet. Complaints? Consult the Fine Print: http://j.mp/pmcfineprint

Surprising. Obama did not claim Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh as dependents even though their income totally dependent on him.
4/15/2010 5:22 PM 16 replies

Law & Order must have been canceled because there are no print publications left from which to rip headlines.
5/13/2010 11:04 PM no reply

Put Robert Downey, Jr. in cave with scrap metal and tell him don't come out until he's built something to stop oil spill.
6/1/2010 2:02 PM no reply

Stephen Strasburg has finished his pre-game supper, informing his infield, "One of you will betray me tonight."
6/8/2010 6:51 PM no reply

Hope Nigeria wins match. Don't want to brag, but I have lucrative e-mail deal going with son of their former official.
6/22/2010 2:48 PM 3 replies

Gays are most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being can destroy marriages, the military, society itself.
9/21/2010 3:03 PM 3 replies

Really unfair Christine O'Donnell dabbled in witchcraft but insists I quit messing with my wand.
9/20/2010 12:42 PM no reply

Bloomberg with strong message that park rules must be followed and can't simply be changed like Mayoral term limits.
Nov 15 3 replies

Wall Streeters yelling "Get a job!" to #ows should consider them non-performing assets, which they love bundled together.
Nov 17 5 replies

Bush: Regrets decision to destroy Alderaan but needed to show Death Star fully operational and bring order to galaxy.
11/8/2010 8:40 PM 1 reply

Tomorrow is Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
Sep 4 no reply

Not sure if we still have to set clock backs Sunday morning since we already set country back Tuesday.
11/4/2010 3:24 PM 4 replies

No matter who wins tonight, the important thing is that we all work together to achieve fundamentally incompatible goals.
11/2/2010 6:00 PM 4 replies

Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
12/27/2010 1:55 PM 4 replies

For young first-time voters, it's similar to clicking "Like" button but with limited choices you don't actually like.
11/1/2010 7:35 PM 1 reply

Obama: "Way." GOP: "No way." There, you are caught up on today's and the whole last three years of politics.
Aug 31 4 replies

Best Fox News scare headline EVER: "President of the United States Loves Gangsta Rap" http://bit.ly/cNS7iD
9/28/2010 10:45 AM 5 replies

I bet I know one way to reduce bullying. Don't let bullies decide when other people can marry or serve their country.
9/30/2010 5:44 PM 1 reply

'Twas the night before rapture, when all through the net. Not a lame joke was left, which had not been told yet.
May 20 5 replies

Boehner: POTUS continues to show bad faith unwillingness to concede to 100% of our rigid ideological demands.
Jul 22 1 reply

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