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lafix
14,245 Followers.
516 Friends.

Well groomed anarchist.

The inventor of the .gif may have pronounced it "jif" but that was stupid so we fixed it. Now shut up.
Feb 6 no reply

It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad.
4/14/2011 1:51 PM no reply

I fear Mubarak is about to find out how little people like it when they get RickRolled.
2/10/2011 4:07 PM 2 replies

Mubarak to do live television special in Egypt to announce he's signing with Miami Heat.
2/10/2011 2:58 PM no reply

In the USA, Snooki's novel reveals the heartbreak of dance farts. In China, a billion people understand calculus.
1/4/2011 10:58 AM 2 replies

Yes, Office Depot does sell blank awards and certificates, but my Defense Against the Dark Arts degree is totally legit.
10/14/2010 1:43 PM 1 reply

I would dress more conservatively, but I don't have a suit made of guns, torture and homophobia.
9/4/2010 5:55 PM no reply

Sarah Palin says Obama lacks "cojones" on immigration. Embracing the language of immigrants is cooler than embracing immigrants, huh Sarah?
8/2/2010 2:47 PM 1 reply

Sarah Palin used "refudiate" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade.
7/15/2010 9:50 AM 1 reply

Homosexuality and ethnicity are not lifestyle choices. Hatred, bigotry, scrapbooking and rooting for the Yankees are.
4/26/2010 4:00 PM 6 replies

Someone told me "twitter is for stupid people that don't have friends". I told her "twitter is for funny people that don't want friends".
4/20/2010 9:16 PM 14 replies

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