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itsWillyFerrell
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Here to make you laugh! I am not Will Ferrell. Fan/Parody account. No affiliation with actor Will Ferrell. Contact: (itsWillyFerrell@gmail.com)

My girlfriend treats me like a God... She acts like I barely even exist until she wants something.
Nov 18 no reply

Eminem is EMAZING is trending... I hate when people compare Eminem to God. I mean, he's good, but he's no Eminem.
Nov 19 15 replies

If you're in a horror movie, and decide to investigate the strange noise coming from a dark place, and die... #youdeserveit.
Nov 21 no reply

#ThoseThreeWords: If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.
Nov 17 4 replies

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
Nov 17 no reply

Proper punctuation, the difference between: Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse. #SoRight Helping your Uncle jack off a horse. #SoWrong
Nov 18 no reply

Class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+6=12 Exam: John has 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.
Feb 26 no reply

#DoYouFeelWhatIFeel: ...When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Nov 25 no reply

"The biggest problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're never really accurate." - Abraham Lincoln
Dec 3 no reply

Alien 1: "Did the humans receive our message?" Aliens 2 : "Yes, but they named it Dubstep and now they dance to it."
Feb 9 no reply

#WorstValentinesGifts: Flowers. It's like, "Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die... because I love you.”
Feb 11 no reply

#NBABET: NBA will play 75% of the season, which is fine for LeBron, he's only ever down to play 3 quarters anyway.
Nov 26 8 replies

Children in the front seat can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat can cause children.
Nov 27 no reply

Drugs and alcohol are never the answer... Unless the question is, "What are you doing this weekend?"
Dec 2 no reply

Last night, I almost got raped in jail... My family takes Monopoly way too seriously.
Nov 29 3 replies

You #cantsayno to facts. If you take the vowels out of FEMALE you get FML. Coincidence? I think not.
Nov 30 2 replies

#ThingsThatGetYouCussedOut: Refusing to serve me McDonalds breakfast because it's now 10:31... I DON'T WANT NO MORNING BIG MAC!
Dec 8 2 replies

We should add an extra day to the week and call it #Someday... Imagine the things you would accomplish on THAT day!
Dec 8 14 replies

I really want to throw a party with fake alcohol, just to see how many idiots act like they're drunk.
Dec 7 4 replies

I'm not sure what's more annoying, when people ask me stupid questions... Or when stupid people ask me questions.
Dec 8 14 replies

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