Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I like you. It just means I'm not rude.
6/8/2011 6:19 AM no reply
6/8/2011 6:19 AM no reply
hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuck you havent made an album yet.
2/21/2011 1:28 PM no reply
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dear parents, oh really? I'm the liar? tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus... sincerely, your child.
12/27/2010 7:00 PM no reply
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The awkward moment we'll have on 22nd December 2012 when everyone is still alive.
11/30/2010 5:11 PM no reply
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there's always that one person who confuses the word "organism" with "orgasm" when reading in class.
10/15/2010 5:42 PM no reply
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I was winning Mario Kart... then found out I wasn't looking at the right screen.
9/24/2010 4:10 PM no reply
9/24/2010 4:10 PM no reply
Today I broke my record for the number of days I haven't died. I plan on breaking it again tomorrow.
9/19/2010 5:36 PM no reply
9/19/2010 5:36 PM no reply
Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
9/18/2010 4:49 PM no reply
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