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Darkskin people always talking about they MIXED with somethin..Yeah you mixed with Extra Crispy. Instagram: iibreaknecks
#ImThatTypeOfPersonWho will delete a tweet if I spelled a word wrong. I don't care if you saw it.
On Fun Run, right when you use that speed up boost, someone uses a lighting strike <<<<
AS A COLLEGE STUDENT THE BEST NEWS TO HEAR IS... 1. class is canceled 2. paper not due til later 3. your lowest scores are dropped.
#SomethingICantDealWith First day of school hoes be like ''OMG, I missed You!!'' Swerve b*tch, but u didnt hit me up all summer.
*After a break up* : "I'm here for you if you need me.." #TheLieDetectorDeterminedThatWasALie
#WhitePplDoItButBlackPplDont get they own tv show after getting pregnant.. Black ppl get 5mins on Maury.
*Big Sean voice* "Say Ye, say Ye, didn't Kim K give head to Ray J? I bet you watched it all night, all night on replay. SWERVE !"
#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts "I'm gonna get straight A's this year..." Second day of School "F*ck this!!"
#TheDateWasOverWhen you showed up looking like Freddy Jackson. You told me you like just like Janet Jackson on the phone. 0_o
#OverUsedWords : "LOLZ" - Seriously? What does the "Z" stand for? Laugh out loud...zebras?
#MyFavoriteLineWhenImMad "Aye be clear! Dis mah daddy house. I been runnin thangs hea since i was 15. You just been gettin ova"
#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe don't be clingy. I don't need you up under my arms 24\7, that is my deodorant job.
That sad moment when " #SpitGameToARandomFollower " is trending and your mentions are empty...
#20PetPeeves Rick Ross be barking. Tyga got a sore throat. Lil Wayne's lighter is broke. Wiz Khalifa thinks everything is funny.
Congratulations to Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick on having a baby girl PENELOPE SCOTLAND DISICK. :)
Soulja Boy crying because lil scrappy sent him a text sayin he in the parking lot. http://t.co/Qc33mNRf
If you tweeting about anything, but the BET awards, you trying too hard to be different. We all know you watching that hoe.
#ICantDateYou if you rather tell social networks about our problems than try to solve them with me
#WhatMostWomenWant a faithful man who will provide, protect, that'll SHOW her love & not just "tell" her.
#InMiddleSchool people really used to argue at what position they were on in your top 8 on MySpace
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