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If life was easy, we would be bored, that’s why we are faced with challenges everyday, so that we can work to make ourselves happy.
6 days ago no reply

The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
7 days ago 9 replies

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are gonna start their own sitcom. It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams"
3/9/2011 3:27 AM 3 replies

Four main reasons a girl will stop.texting you: 1. You got her mad 2. You got boring 3. She fell asleep 4. You said the letter 'K'
1/17/2011 4:46 PM 10 replies

FRIEND: Gives you 1 dorito GOOD FRIEND: Lets you have the last one. BEST FRIEND: Stares at you smiling and eats all of them
1/8/2011 1:42 AM 2 replies

Noticed on Wizard of Oz, the tin man, the scarecrow, the lion and the wizard are all men...No brain, no heart, no courage and a lier.
1/8/2011 12:09 AM no reply

Demi's in rehab, Miley's smoking salvia, Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens have split. Disney has more drama than Jersey Shore.
1/7/2011 9:36 AM no reply

If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
1/6/2011 7:05 PM no reply

Haters don't really hate you. They hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they wish to be.
1/5/2011 4:47 AM no reply

Your first mistake was leaving me...your second mistake was giving me the chance to realize I could live without you.
1/5/2011 4:38 AM 5 replies

Apologizing doesn't mean you're right or wrong, it just means you value your relationship more than your EGO.
1/3/2011 7:59 AM 17 replies

Anyone else wonder where the hell swear words came from and who decided they were bad?
1/3/2011 3:50 AM no reply

Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside but it won't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.
1/3/2011 2:15 AM 5 replies

#2011Rules less talkin & more walking. Tired of hearing about shit you never do.
1/2/2011 6:20 PM no reply

Akon 2006: 'I want to fuck you' Akon 2010: 'I just had sex' ...Poor guy had to wait 4 years.
1/2/2011 3:33 PM no reply

The 3 C's of life...Choice, Chance, Change....U must make the Choice to take the Chance if u want anything to Change.
1/2/2011 3:21 PM 8 replies

People say you don't know what you've got till its gone. The truth is, you knew exactly what you had; you just thought you'd never lose it..
1/1/2011 1:13 PM no reply

You're as slutty as a bowling ball. You get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more!
12/30/2010 7:14 PM no reply

Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn't exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow.
12/27/2010 9:37 AM 9 replies

Facebook is like jail...you sit around and waste time, write on walls and you get poked by people you don't even know.
12/15/2010 1:28 AM 19 replies

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