Fact: Waldo wears stripes, because he doesn't want to be spotted. http://t.co/0xuneDxB
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Realized: If Past, Present, and Future walked into the same bar...it would be tense. http://t.co/lLZgjfY
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Realized: When you walk into a spider web you automatically learn karate. http://t.co/miFaCf8
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Realized: Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari. http://t.co/2hlr76o
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Realized: The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged. The winner is always from Earth. http://e.ht/vD
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Fact: It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. http://t.co/b11sZCW
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