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Dear followers, I am deeply sorry for creating Justin Bieber. What started as a joke between me & Moses has gone too far. @satan, help.
6/15/2010 4:06 AM
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You ever notice how all the ponies in the "My Little Pony (tm)" collection have tramp-stamps? No wonder tattoo popularity subsequently grew.
6/20/2010 1:39 AM
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Moses was visionary. I mean, he was using tablets long before Apple thought of it, and his top ten lists pre-date Letterman by 2000 years!
7/7/2010 1:14 AM
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Today someone emailed & said, "YOUR not God, you make me sick!". All I can say is "YOU'RE not good at grammar, and yes, I make you sick."
9/13/2010 1:02 AM
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My most retweeted tweet of 2010 to close out the year. Guaranteed to please 3x over! http://ow.ly/1tVjk
12/31/2010 10:25 PM
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Sorry I have been so silent lately. I thought I had a stomach flew but realized that I throw up every time I hear @SarahPalinUSA 's voice.
9/3/2010 6:44 PM
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