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Maybe if we rename the poor, the unemployed, and minorities "Benghazi" we can trick the GOP into actually caring about them.
May 8 no reply

Obama: "I'm sending a few nominations up which I'm sure will be dealt with with great dispatch." Boehner [awkward laugh] Cantor [bitchface]
Jan 21 no reply

Honor guard in Capitol has bayonets on their rifles. Romney probably yelling at the TV at home, "SEE I TOLD YOU!"
Jan 21 no reply

Glad to put the fiscal cliff behind us so we can move on to immigration & gun control… haha j/k it's gonna be 100% debt ceiling screamin
Jan 1 no reply

ATTENTION WEST COAST I'VE SEEN THE HORRORS OF THE FISCAL CLIFF RUN FOR YOUR L
Jan 1 no reply

Whether you think the solution is gun control / mental health / something else, doing nothing isn't a solution. Let's have the conversation.
Dec 14 no reply

Didn't take long for Romney camp to go from "You need to watch the entire 50 min video" to "Here's half of one sentence Obama said today!"
Sep 20 no reply

Should probably wait for the bloodwork to come back, but I'm pretty sure Bill Clinton just got us all pregnant.
Sep 5 no reply

"The country's better off than where President Bush left it, but there are families still hurting & we need to do what we can to help th
Sep 3 no reply

Backstage somewhere, Clint Eastwood is yelling at people for almost sitting on Invisible Obama.
Aug 30 no reply

Supreme Court sources: Chief Justice Roberts exists both as a wave and a particle.
Jul 3 no reply

SCOTUS Eve. Putting out milk & cookies. I can't wait to find out what Commerce Claus brings me!
Jun 27 no reply

Fun Fact: eighty percent of AOL's traffic is conspiracy chain emails sent by Rush Limbaugh's audience
3/5/2012 1:45 PM no reply

"The good news is, Bin Laden's dead. Bad news is, we're now searching for Zombie Bin Laden." #POTUS1030
5/1/2011 10:33 PM 2 replies

Baby, the only thing that's "nonessential" about you is those pants. #govtshutdownpickuplines
4/8/2011 12:10 PM no reply

BREAKING: Obama declares Season 5 of Mad Men a "vital national interest," orders military intervention in AMC.
3/29/2011 11:18 AM 1 reply

Fox hires Evan Bayh to get a Democrat's perspective on the news. Next up: Fox hires RuPaul to get a woman's perspective.
3/14/2011 3:46 PM 1 reply

Wanna get back at the #SXSW tweeters? Become Foursquare mayors of everything while they're out of town. They'll HATE that.
3/11/2011 4:57 PM no reply

Prediction: In 200 yrs, Egypt's Tahrir Party will form & totally misconstrue today's events for their own political ends.
2/11/2011 12:37 PM no reply

HuffPo writers, in case you're keeping track, the score's now Arianna: 315 million; you: zero.
2/7/2011 8:36 AM no reply

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