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Crazed Chimp at a typewriter pant-hooting at the world.

People should swallow their pride and take any job given to them. Just look at Nick Clegg. #bbcqt
11/11/2010 6:01 PM 2 replies

There's a massive fire in Parliament Square - police believe it may be Nick Clegg's pants. #dayx3 #solidarity #demo2010
12/9/2010 12:06 PM 4 replies

Pope warns Facebook users to be careful of 'virtual friends'. Yes, much better to stick to those 'imaginary friends' in the sky.
1/25/2011 5:38 AM no reply

Rebekah Brooks says her arrest 'came as surprise'. The police did leave a message but I guess someone must have deleted it.
Jul 17 no reply

For any Americans watching, while the bishops have capes they are not technically superheroes and cannot fly. #rw11 #royalwedding
4/29/2011 6:44 AM no reply

Remember, every time someone votes for David Cameron, a fairy dies. #ge2010 #ukelection #electionday #ukvote #ge10
5/6/2010 3:35 AM 2 replies

If Melanie Phillips actually did puke it would represent a significant improvement on what normally comes out of her mouth. #bbcqt
5/13/2010 9:53 PM 2 replies

When David Cameron does Prime Minister's Questions, Nick Clegg should be given a tiny steering wheel like Maggie in The Simpsons. #pmqs
6/2/2010 10:36 AM 1 reply

Child benefits to be frozen for 3 years. Take that, kids. That's for causing the recession. #budget #george #osborne #emergency
6/22/2010 8:06 AM 2 replies

Tony Blair to receive US peace medal. And in other news, satire found dead in hotel room.
7/1/2010 7:36 AM no reply

Given the number of resignations from St Paul's, surely it's time the protestors now left and set up camp in Downing Street. #occupylsx
Oct 31 3 replies

If you are only voting for Boris because he's entertaining, just imagine how funny he will be if he loses.
18 days ago no reply

I can't believe Piers Morgan would hack anyone's phone. Not without leaving a very long message all about himself. #Leveson
Dec 20 6 replies

A DVD of Helena Bonham Carter's speech is now available in the shops - with director's commentary by Tim Burton. #baftas
2/13/2011 4:28 PM no reply

Tony Blair: After 9/11 'The calculus of risk had changed.' Into what? The abacus of atrocity? #iraqinquiry
1/21/2011 4:48 AM 2 replies

Fox News Exclusive: Bin Laden's last words were: 'Obama, I am your father'. #obl #starwarsday #maythe4thbewithyou
5/4/2011 8:06 AM no reply

This Obama birth certificate is obviously a fake. There's no way they had pdf documents in 1961.
4/27/2011 9:49 AM no reply

Rebekah Brooks arrested. She has the right to make one phone call. Everyone else has the right to listen in.
Mar 13 no reply

David Cameron on The One Show with a Barn Owl. It's like an Etonian version of Kes. #oneshow
3/8/2011 2:22 PM no reply

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