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Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992.
Just took my bra off, then found 24 Freddos in the front room. Unimaginably ecstatic.
I started my new book today! I love it! Writing is great fun! I must remember this in three months' time, when I want to DIE.
The footage of the NZ parliament singing a Maori love-song after passing the Same Sex Marriage Bill has made me wail. http://t.co/IklKD2yKiw
Oh my God it is true. Justin Bieber signed the Anne Frank house guestbook "Hopefully she would have been a Belieber." http://t.co/OQJwk2c1w3
I love how British the dissent against Margaret Thatcher is. "We're going to pointedly listen to a song from a classic feel-good musical."
God, what a great piece on how "children of Thatcher" think of Thatcher by Russell Brand, via @laurenlaverne : http://t.co/OvcvjZcOWg
World, this is our Mayor, our Mayor of London, stuck on a zip-wire at the Olympics http://t.co/xqdCmcJO #soproud #greenandpleasantland
Hang on. They've FOUND Higgs Boson? Oh for FUCK'S SAKE *throws experiment across the room*
This really might be the worst thing on the internet. I think it was written by Jean Teasdale from The Onion: http://t.co/3DhNPzbb
I can feel what all the political cartoonists are going to do with this story from here: http://t.co/hmvCdao6
6/11/2012 3:24 AM
Martin Fletcher's astonishing piece in The Times on the Houla massacre - now outside the paywall: http://t.co/xC38HBRw
6/1/2012 5:29 AM
The Times' front page on the massacre of children in Houla is a devastating piece of writing. Brilliant reporting: http://t.co/rW9EkdR8
5/30/2012 8:01 AM
Today I shall be VOTING as it is one of the things - along with trousers - that distinguish us from monkeys.
5/3/2012 3:30 AM
A REALLY funny @VagendaMagazine piece about a chick and her body-hair. Like, REALLY funny. This woman can WRITE: http://t.co/qoGkX0sK
4/25/2012 2:12 AM
Will there ever be more amazing news than the fact that One Direction might have caught chlamydia off a koala? http://t.co/gYvmzpZO
4/24/2012 7:12 AM
Most astonishing letter ever - Mel Gibson totally loses it ("The Pope was murdered by a cardinal sitting on his face"): http://t.co/rlPQpNAa
4/12/2012 6:44 AM
This piece - on common mistakes rich people make - is so good I'm posting it again. It essentially invents socialism. http://t.co/ZRHf1HIu
3/8/2012 1:59 AM
EVERY TIME anyone mentions the Rebekah Brooks/David Cameron horse story, this is what I see in my head: http://t.co/H16lF2Es
3/2/2012 9:14 AM
The Sunday Times have put Marie Colvin's last report outside the paywall: http://t.co/9GmPeU93
2/22/2012 9:05 AM
Absolutely brilliant piece by Suzanne Moore about the vilification of the poor. Totally spot-on: http://t.co/MNHkmzIj
2/16/2012 4:09 AM
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