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A study shows that, teenagers who listen to Lil Wayne's music has scored lowest in their SATs compared to the fans of any other artist
17 days ago
More than 90 percent of people are no longer friends with someone that they once called their best friend.
22 days ago
Short women are more feminine than tall women because of high estrogen levels, causing men to biologically find them more attractive.
24 days ago
Today, you beat your own personal record of longest time lived without dying. Congratulations.
25 days ago
In 2005 in Turkey, a sheep committed suicide by jumping off a cliff and 1500 sheep followed the first one.
29 days ago
The average person tells 4 lies a day, 1,460 a year, and a total of 88,000 by the age of 6. And the most common lie is "I'm fine".
Miley Cyrus had braces the whole time they filmed Hannah Montana. They were glued to the back of her teeth so we couldn't see them.
If you are having trouble sleeping... imagine the demon from Paranormal Activity dragging you out of bed. Your welcome.
The human mind spends most of the time waiting, hoping, and wishing for something that may not happen.
What if the reason I'm single is because I forgot to forward those chain letters #BackInMiddleSchool ?
Weed is illegal because it is healthier than cigarettes. It would bankrupt the tobacco industry which funds most of the government.
#ImThePersonWho will give a sarcastic answer to someone who asks a dumb question.
My Disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.
Jay-Z has a song for his daughter called glory. Glory spelled backwards is yrolg which means absolutely nothing, but I had you for a second.
A raisin dropped in a glass of champagne will continuously bounce up and down from the bottom of the glass to the top.
#ImReallyGoodAt going to sleep late every single night and regretting it every single morning.
If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3, does he speak English in the Spanish version?
If Paris Hilton made a sex tape with two black guys, would it be called "Niggas In Paris"?
75% people tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish their incomplete dream.
The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is just 47 hours and 23 minutes.
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