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TWlTTERWHALE
142,421 Followers.
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Hello. Fail Whale here to make you feel better about not being able to tweet... #TeamTwitterIssues

The should really have some music on the "Over Capacity" page.... I'm thinking "Fix You" by Coldplay.
6/21/2010 11:03 AM 10 replies

In my head I see you so mad at me. In my head I fulfill over capacity. In my head you be saying Noooo!!! #TwitterRemix
7/10/2010 4:15 PM 3 replies

You are more likely to catch a STD on @Twitter because most of us have un-protected tweets. #ImJustSaying
7/15/2010 4:09 PM 5 replies

For those who think I'm stupid.... Her name is Lindsay Lohan not Lindsey Lohan #YouFeelStupidHuh
7/20/2010 1:50 PM 21 replies

Behind every good man there is a good woman... Behind every good woman is a guy looking at her ass. #WhaleWisdom
7/24/2010 11:58 AM 1 reply

Some of you look better with the bird as your default picture lol #ImJustSaying
7/25/2010 12:42 PM 7 replies

My approval rating is worst then George Bush right now.... Its a hard job but somebody gotta do it.
8/5/2010 7:05 PM 4 replies

#WhileTwitterWasDown My name was mentioned with cuss words in about 13 different languages
8/5/2010 8:10 PM 3 replies

Cuba is the only country where little boys feel safer with priest then with the government. Thanks to Fidel Castro.
8/7/2010 3:15 PM 1 reply

#SignsOfMaturity When you don't forward every text message you get that says "Please Forward"
8/8/2010 3:50 PM 1 reply

#ilaugheverytime someone says they hate me... I'll be damn if I let a hater ruin my day.
8/9/2010 11:31 AM 2 replies

Since everything is going to 3D, @twitter has decided to make the over capacity page 3D. Wanna see?
8/9/2010 8:36 PM 7 replies

#DeleteYourAccount if you get mad over a tweet. People are not gonna tweet everything you like.
8/15/2010 3:12 PM 10 replies

Dory was not speaking whale in Finding Nemo.... Sounded more like two cows humping.
8/15/2010 7:11 PM 100 replies

#ThereWasATimeWhen @Facebook was just for college students... Now everybody and their momma on it.
8/16/2010 10:33 AM 1 reply

They say "once you go black you never go back" I say "once you go whale you stay wet as hell"
8/16/2010 9:04 PM 52 replies

Quit changing your @facebook relationship status from "In a relationship" to "Its Complicated" LEAVE HIM!!!!
8/17/2010 8:16 AM 4 replies

Haters really hate themselves because they see you doing something they can't. #RealTalk
8/18/2010 10:11 AM 2 replies

My horoscope said I would lose a few friends today. But I didn't think it was talking all my followers.
8/19/2010 1:27 PM 4 replies

#ThingsThatAnnoyYou Checking your notifications on @facebook but the red number is still there.
8/20/2010 10:25 AM 1 reply

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