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The best football account on Twitter. We have more followers than @itvfootball and we're not presented by Adrian Chiles. Coincidence?
I will not be making any comments about my arrest for match-fixing until after England's 1-1 draw with Montenegro tonight.
Oct 7
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Chelsea have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Fernando Torres. Apparently he called him a striker.
Nov 20
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You can't blame David Luiz for wanting to play further up the pitch. He has to work next to a racist who's trying to shag his wife.
Nov 24
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Lionel Messi says his next goal in life is fatherhood. Let's just hope he can achieve that without Xavi and Iniesta.
Feb 28
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Pep Guardiola is top of Liverpool's shortlist, report The Times. Angelina Jolie is top of mine, if you're wondering. (@PunditWatch_)
1 days ago
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Brendan Rodgers has turned down Liverpool. He said the challenge of turning Stewart Downing into a good player is too big. (@_T0M__)
1 days ago
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John Terry got sent off on purpose. He heard Gerard Pique is still in the ground and Shakira is at home alone.
24 days ago
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Gary Lineker is leaving Twitter because of racism. Didn't he throw Lionel Richie through a window for stealing a crisp?
Feb 12
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Carlos Tevez says Roberto Mancini treated him like a dog. I've never heard of a dog that refused to chase a football around before.
Feb 13
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Those Man City fans who left early will always savour the memory of the day they beat the traffic.
5 days ago
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Rooney's overhead-kick against Man City was voted the greatest Premiership goal ever. Yesterday's against Sunderland was the most useless.
5 days ago
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It has just been announced that Joey Barton will be an unlockable character in the next Mortal Kombat game.
5 days ago
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Man City are leading at half-time. As it stands it looks like the title is going back to Manchester...
6 days ago
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Stewart Downing has done it! The whole Premier League season without an assist or a goal. Impressive.
6 days ago
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Blackburn manager Steve Kean has signed a new contract. He will now get 300 minutes and unlimited texts for £20-a-month.
7 days ago
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Transfer News: Liverpool look to snap up Newcastle hitman Papiss Cisse for £35m as Chelsea prepare £50m bid for Andy Carroll.
7 days ago
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If Man United beat Sunderland 9-0 and Man City beat QPR 7-6 then there will be a play-off to decide who wins the title. Fact.
7 days ago
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Despite 72 shots at goal this season, Stewart Downing's last Premier League goal was AGAINST Liverpool for Aston Villa. Fact.
7 days ago
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Are you a Man City fan worried about going out of the Champions League tonight? Don't panic, simply put your old Chelsea shirt back on.
Dec 7
6 replies
Lionel Messi says his next goal in life is fatherhood. Let's just hope he can achieve that without Xavi and Iniesta.
Dec 3
13 replies
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