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The best football account on Twitter. We have more followers than @itvfootball and we're not presented by Adrian Chiles. Coincidence?

I will not be making any comments about my arrest for match-fixing until after England's 1-1 draw with Montenegro tonight.
Oct 7 no reply

Chelsea have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Fernando Torres. Apparently he called him a striker.
Nov 20 4 replies

You can't blame David Luiz for wanting to play further up the pitch. He has to work next to a racist who's trying to shag his wife.
Nov 24 1 reply

Lionel Messi says his next goal in life is fatherhood. Let's just hope he can achieve that without Xavi and Iniesta.
Feb 28 no reply

Pep Guardiola is top of Liverpool's shortlist, report The Times. Angelina Jolie is top of mine, if you're wondering. (@PunditWatch_)
1 days ago no reply

Brendan Rodgers has turned down Liverpool. He said the challenge of turning Stewart Downing into a good player is too big. (@_T0M__)
1 days ago 1 reply

John Terry got sent off on purpose. He heard Gerard Pique is still in the ground and Shakira is at home alone.
24 days ago 1 reply

Gary Lineker is leaving Twitter because of racism. Didn't he throw Lionel Richie through a window for stealing a crisp?
Feb 12 no reply

Carlos Tevez says Roberto Mancini treated him like a dog. I've never heard of a dog that refused to chase a football around before.
Feb 13 no reply

Those Man City fans who left early will always savour the memory of the day they beat the traffic.
5 days ago no reply

Rooney's overhead-kick against Man City was voted the greatest Premiership goal ever. Yesterday's against Sunderland was the most useless.
5 days ago no reply

It has just been announced that Joey Barton will be an unlockable character in the next Mortal Kombat game.
5 days ago no reply

Man City are leading at half-time. As it stands it looks like the title is going back to Manchester...
6 days ago no reply

Stewart Downing has done it! The whole Premier League season without an assist or a goal. Impressive.
6 days ago no reply

Blackburn manager Steve Kean has signed a new contract. He will now get 300 minutes and unlimited texts for £20-a-month.
7 days ago no reply

Transfer News: Liverpool look to snap up Newcastle hitman Papiss Cisse for £35m as Chelsea prepare £50m bid for Andy Carroll.
7 days ago no reply

If Man United beat Sunderland 9-0 and Man City beat QPR 7-6 then there will be a play-off to decide who wins the title. Fact.
7 days ago no reply

Despite 72 shots at goal this season, Stewart Downing's last Premier League goal was AGAINST Liverpool for Aston Villa. Fact.
7 days ago no reply

Are you a Man City fan worried about going out of the Champions League tonight? Don't panic, simply put your old Chelsea shirt back on.
Dec 7 6 replies

Lionel Messi says his next goal in life is fatherhood. Let's just hope he can achieve that without Xavi and Iniesta.
Dec 3 13 replies

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