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If you tweet nonsense stuffs like ''Now eating,now swimming, now sleeping, now opening my cupboard'' ..#TimeToLogOffTwitter
7/18/2010 7:39 PM
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#WhereImFrom doesn't matter. U should judge me for myself & who I am. don't judge me based on where i'm from, U might get wrong impression.
7/19/2010 7:10 PM
9 replies
#ICantStop Listening to music. there's always a song that can define every mood i'm in.
7/22/2010 1:14 PM
7 replies
#HowToPissAWomanOff .... When she ask you ''Do I look fat in this dress'' Say: Don't blame the dress, blame yourself.
7/22/2010 4:34 PM
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When someone unfollows you on twitter, it means that even in 140 chars or less, they can't stand you.
8/6/2010 10:40 PM
1 reply
"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars". Pretend all you want, you will still be ugly.
8/7/2010 3:27 PM
1 reply
Meg, I'm not saying you're ugly, but if you were a font, you'd be wing dings.
8/7/2010 10:05 PM
3 replies
I was masturbating the other day, when I heard someone scream for help. I came as quickly as I could.
8/8/2010 7:49 PM
4 replies
Every day when I wake up I like to look in the mirror and just reflect.
8/9/2010 4:25 PM
2 replies
#AnnoyingQuestion *ring ring..ring...* ... Hello....Hi.....Who's this? .''What The fu*k, you called me!'' Who are you. What the duece?
8/9/2010 7:31 PM
4 replies
No one cares what you did #inMiddleSchool. in middle school was you sexier than me? NO ... so shut the hell up.
8/10/2010 3:51 PM
6 replies
#iDontBelieveit I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
8/10/2010 6:51 PM
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#WonderWhy some people think they are so clever but use the wrong grammar ? You bastards!
8/11/2010 1:23 PM
4 replies
And then God created Saturn... And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
8/11/2010 1:45 PM
4 replies
Has anyone ever asked Usher why he was looking at children on the internet in the first place? I #wonderwhy.
8/11/2010 5:21 PM
10 replies
My inability to use emoticons correctly is really getting me down :)
8/11/2010 9:46 PM
1 reply
"When God closes a door, he opens a window." Sounds to me like he's preparing for a sh*t.
8/12/2010 4:13 PM
1 reply
#RandomThoughts Internet: Because the best cure for boredom is telling the world how bored you are.
8/12/2010 6:56 PM
3 replies
I can't believe that stupid girl threw a water bottle at justin bieber! Didn't she know a brick could have done much more damage?
8/12/2010 7:20 PM
19 replies
Hello, my name is Stewie Griffin. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
8/12/2010 10:55 PM
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