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ShooterMcGavin_
87,224 Followers.
02 Friends.

Former #1 golfer in the world and an all-around bad guy.

Rob Kardashian is going to be on Dancing With The Stars? Really? I have to tell you, that kid is more irrelevant than an NFL preseason game.
Aug 29 no reply

Browns RB Peyton Hillis thought about joining the CIA? Yeah right, and the Browns scored a touchdown last year.
Mar 1 no reply

Since today is Friday, after work *get up from chair* "HAPPY HOUR TIME BABAY!* *garbage bin launch* *fake high five nearest coworker* *exit*
Mar 2 no reply

"Could you trouble me for a warm glass of milk? It helps put me to sleep." #grannyquotes
Mar 2 no reply

It's too bad Chris Bosh wont be able to accept the Oscar for best supporting actress for his role on the 2010 Miami Heat.
Feb 26 no reply

BREAKING: Lebron spotted at the local Chuck E. Cheese with this guy practicing free throws on the arcade machine http://t.co/Uq3gYC6l
3 days ago no reply

Not buying Wade's leg soreness as a valid excuse for his performance last night. Gilmore got hit by a Volkswagen and still won a gold jacket
1 days ago no reply

#IfYouAreSingle today *skip work* *drive to strip club* *sit front row* *order diet pepsi* *grab dollar bill wad* *make it rain all day*
Feb 14 no reply

Congrats to Philip Humber on his perfect game. Disappointed he didnt go "PERFECT GAME BABAY!" *glove launch* *double pistol/thumbs to chest*
27 days ago no reply

Let’s get one thing straight, this is Shooter’s tour. I’ve worked hard my whole life, paid my dues, and now it’s Shooter’s turn.
28 days ago no reply

When Austin Rivers wakes up today *hops off bed* finds mirror *double pistol/thumbs to chest* "IM A STUD BABAY!" *single pistol girl in bed*
Feb 9 no reply

When you see your boss today *single pistol* "HAPPY NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY BABAY!" fake high five *double pistol/thumbs to chest* walk away
30 days ago no reply

Tomorrow is 4/20 *golf clap* A national holiday for people who live in mom and dads basement.
30 days ago 1 reply

I saw the cover of the 2012 SI Swimsuit magazine and I have to tell you, the real winner today is Kate Upton's boyfriend.
Feb 13 no reply

My condolences to any female that runs into Ben Roethlisberger tomorrow http://t.co/aljlAlEN
Feb 13 no reply

BREAKING: David Stern issues statement to NO & LA owners: "You say another bad thing about me, I burn your arenas down & piss on the ashes."
Dec 9 6 replies

I'm pleased to hear that SOPA is dead. I have to tell you, the real winner today is the entire world.
Jan 20 no reply

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are getting back together? Yeah right, and Kobe has recorded an assist this season.
Feb 15 no reply

We need to stop comparing Jeremy Lin to Tim Tebow. Lin is a way better passer. End of story.
Feb 15 no reply

If you get stuck behind a cyclist *honk horn repeatedly* he looks back *single pistol sidewalk* ignored *bump rear wheel* "EAT DIRT BABAY!"
Jan 25 no reply

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