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Songs/movie quotes/phrases in archaic language. If you like them, you must follow! | Advertising/Promo contact: ShakespeareSong@yahoo.com |
Thou art beautiful, regardless of what they proclaim. Words art unable to break thee.
5 days ago
4 replies
Toward the left, toward the left. Everything thou doth own in an encasement to the left. http://t.co/CM4LOSelBe
28 days ago
6 replies
I hath two tickets to an Iron Maiden performance, infant. Accompany me Friday, doth not give me a vague response.
Feb 26
4 replies
'Tis a beautiful eve, we art searching for something obtuse to do. Greetings, infant! I believe I wish to join thee in holy matrimony.
Feb 17
1 reply
A millionaire, one is a youthful currency millionaire, more tenacious than the hair of a Nigerian fellow.
Nov 11
no reply
Thou shalt refer to me as Sir Flintstone, for I have the ability to jolt thy mattress.
Oct 7
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My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field and they annouce "It's superior to thine".
Jul 20
1 reply
I fail to perceive how thou art able to detest from outside of the establishment, thou art not even able to gain access within.
Jul 17
no reply
Hide thy kids, hide thy wife, and hide thy husband, for they are forcing sexual advances upon the entire populace of this area.
Jun 24
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If I lounge here, if I merely lounge here, wouldst thou lounge in my presence and simply neglect the world?
Jun 24
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You blast me bottomward, nevertheless I shan't cascade, I am a chemical element with the symbol Ti.
Jun 16
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She is in possession of a posterior that is capable of engulfing a small pair of women's undergarments.
Jun 14
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My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field and they annouce "It's superior to thine".
Jun 11
1 reply
Greetings, I have recently been in thy acquaintance, and this is absurd, alas I present to thee my contact details, so hail me perhaps.
Jun 7
no reply
I have the ability to operate my two-wheeled mode of transport with the absence of handlebars, absence of handlebars, absence of handlebars.
Jun 7
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Can we not imagine that aircraft carriers in the twilight's atmostphere are similar to flying celestial orbs? One desires a wish presently.
Jun 5
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My acquaintances claim I should behave like a gentlemen my age should, for what age am I again?
Jun 5
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My apologies Lady Jackson, I am quite sincere. It was not in my wishes to provoke thy daughter's sadness, I apologised numerous times.
May 24
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And the entire female populace proclaimed I am rather trendy for a caucasian fellow.
May 23
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The temperature in this vicinity is becoming increasingly sweltering, so remove the remainder of thou's garments.
May 20
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