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I am reborne in Modern times, at the age of TWOHUNDREDANDEIGHTYNINEYEARSONLY! My mynd is MOST ENQUIRING.
PC Simon HARWOOD is CLEAR'd after Mr Ian TOMLINSON is found posthumously guilty of Loitering with Intent to Back into a Uniform'd Psychopath
Twenty-Four die & we all stop eating Cucumbers. Thousands die, but in every office doorway I pass there are Clouds of Smokers. Mad are we.
6/8/2011 2:39 AM
Mr Bernard ECCLESTONE Kisseth the ARSE of the Crown Prince of BAHRAIN & need not crouch down to So DO.
2/20/2011 6:01 AM
A Gentleman 'pon the Underdround Railway ostentatiously uses Mister APPLEs iPAD. I give him a Quarter Hour afore attrackting HIGHWAYMEN.
5/28/2010 9:01 AM
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