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I'm a three lunged footballer & Jager-Bomb connoisseur, with perfectly maintained Asian hair. Obviously a parody
I don't blame Luis Suarez for biting Branislav Ivanovic. I would want a taste of Champions League football if I played for Liverpool
Joe Allen is about as exciting as buying a packet of football stickers and then getting Joe Allen inside it
If your a Newcastle fan with Ba on the back of your shirt simply add 'stard' to the end of it...
I've got all the lads at QPR monobrow stickers for the impending arrival of Jose Bosingwa...
Van Persie has failed a medical, he hurt his back carrying everyone that used the same fucking joke....
All this time I had no idea that Arsenal fans thought Van Persie was an overrated, injury-prone hack... But it's all they're saying today!?
Remember when Liverpool had a midfield of Gerrard, Alonso & Mascherano? Now they have Joe Allen, Henderson & a guy with a potato for
Now Ledley King has retired the most fragile thing in football is a Liverpool fan...
My plan is to kidnap Kagawa & hide him in my basement, then go to United's pre-season... Pretty sure nobody will notice
Just told Johnny Evans I'm leaving... Keeps asking if it's his fault. Inconsolable.
James Milner reminds me of a shit version of me... But with awful hair, no tenacity & doubting from his nation
Spiderman or Ironman? ... Who cares? They'd both shit themselves when they met Nemanja Vidic
So the League Cup is now to be called the Capital One Cup? So Liverpool are the current COC holders...
Lay off Jordan Henderson, he's great, that move where he pretends to pass it to one of his team but it goes out for a throw-in is phenomenal
Sir Bobby Charlton still has no idea who I am, he's been giving me his drinks order all night, hasn't tipped me once...
5/14/2012 5:58 PM
Carlos Tevez has the red half of Manchester's blood boiling, along with their kettles
5/14/2012 4:29 PM
Chris Smalling is ruled out of Euro 2012, I'd officially like to rule myself out, and concentrate on my United Korea
5/11/2012 5:52 AM
Carles Puyol is ruled out of Euro 2012 after he hurt his knee chasing Bart Simpson
5/8/2012 5:52 AM
OK, it took me a while but after using Liverpool's transfer calculator I can confirm that Papiss Cisse is now worth £687,000,500.99p
5/2/2012 6:02 PM
Just to get under Carlos Tevez's skin, I banged his sister last night, just sent him this... http://t.co/y83V8YGX
4/30/2012 2:59 AM
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