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RealParkJiSung
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I'm a three lunged footballer & Jager-Bomb connoisseur, with perfectly maintained Asian hair. Obviously a parody
I don't blame Luis Suarez for biting Branislav Ivanovic. I would want a taste of Champions League football if I played for Liverpool
Apr 21
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Joe Allen is about as exciting as buying a packet of football stickers and then getting Joe Allen inside it
Jan 13
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If your a Newcastle fan with Ba on the back of your shirt simply add 'stard' to the end of it...
Jan 3
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I've got all the lads at QPR monobrow stickers for the impending arrival of Jose Bosingwa...
Aug 17
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Van Persie has failed a medical, he hurt his back carrying everyone that used the same fucking joke....
Aug 16
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All this time I had no idea that Arsenal fans thought Van Persie was an overrated, injury-prone hack... But it's all they're saying today!?
Aug 15
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Remember when Liverpool had a midfield of Gerrard, Alonso & Mascherano? Now they have Joe Allen, Henderson & a guy with a potato for
Aug 10
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Now Ledley King has retired the most fragile thing in football is a Liverpool fan...
Jul 19
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My plan is to kidnap Kagawa & hide him in my basement, then go to United's pre-season... Pretty sure nobody will notice
Jul 8
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Just told Johnny Evans I'm leaving... Keeps asking if it's his fault. Inconsolable.
Jul 7
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James Milner reminds me of a shit version of me... But with awful hair, no tenacity & doubting from his nation
Jun 19
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Spiderman or Ironman? ... Who cares? They'd both shit themselves when they met Nemanja Vidic
Jun 12
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So the League Cup is now to be called the Capital One Cup? So Liverpool are the current COC holders...
May 31
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Lay off Jordan Henderson, he's great, that move where he pretends to pass it to one of his team but it goes out for a throw-in is phenomenal
May 31
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Sir Bobby Charlton still has no idea who I am, he's been giving me his drinks order all night, hasn't tipped me once...
5/14/2012 5:58 PM
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Carlos Tevez has the red half of Manchester's blood boiling, along with their kettles
5/14/2012 4:29 PM
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Chris Smalling is ruled out of Euro 2012, I'd officially like to rule myself out, and concentrate on my United Korea
5/11/2012 5:52 AM
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Carles Puyol is ruled out of Euro 2012 after he hurt his knee chasing Bart Simpson
5/8/2012 5:52 AM
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OK, it took me a while but after using Liverpool's transfer calculator I can confirm that Papiss Cisse is now worth £687,000,500.99p
5/2/2012 6:02 PM
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Just to get under Carlos Tevez's skin, I banged his sister last night, just sent him this... http://t.co/y83V8YGX
4/30/2012 2:59 AM
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