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RealAngieJolie
141,874 Followers.
79,677 Friends.

A professional tweeter who wastes her talents as a Hollywood actress. I'll try to follow-back as many fans as possible. I hope my tweets inspire... *PARODY*

#SomebodyToldYouWrong if you think it's fine to go in on #ItsADetroitThing with a negative outlook on it, and you don't even live there...
Sep 2 no reply

#ThingsBetterThanTheCarterIV: The fact that no one congratulates Jay-Z when Beyonce is pregnant 'cause he might not be the father... #smh
Aug 29 1 reply

If she puts up with all your bullsh*t and doesn't leave when you cheat on her, she's #wifeymaterial... Or she's just Sammi... #jerseyshore
Sep 9 no reply

#SomebodyToldYouWrong if you think that Jersey Shore is completely real and/or if you think that Justin Bieber wants to marry you... #smh
Sep 2 no reply

The people who are goin' in on #DoUrHomework obviously aren't doing their homework, 'cause they're tweeting... Including me... #likewtf #smh
Sep 1 1 reply

#Ifonly he was alive. Lyrics powerful, so wise. Killed, but he'll never truly die. More than a bro', a true brother. RIP Tupac Shakur. #poem
Sep 13 8 replies

Casey Anthony gets a book deal, while #TroyDavis got a last meal. Charles Manson is still alive,and an innocent man just died. #RIPTROYDAVIS
Sep 22 no reply

Forget #TroyDavis's legacy? #NotThisTime. Retweet and join the 50k who have followed to show support for him and his message. #RIPTROYDAVIS
Sep 22 no reply

Don't change yourself for someone to like you. Be yourself, and the right people will love you.
Jan 26 no reply

Don't take Facebook down. If that happens, all those annoying, drama-starting, attention-seeking people will mass migrate to Twitter.
Jan 18 1 reply

Am I the only one who feels like "My President is black and white" should be trending? Unity, people. Together we stand, divided we fall.
Jan 24 no reply

#HappyBieberChristmas? Christmas is about the people who surround you everyday, your FAMILY, not a celebrity. Justin would even agree.
Dec 24 no reply

#SantaHasBeen the only person who is legally allowed to go down your chimney and watch you sleep. I dare you to try and see what happens...
Dec 25 44 replies

#InSchoolTheresAlways that guy who flirts with every girl, and that girl who flirts with every guy. It's weird how they never meet up.
Oct 15 2 replies

Actually, #puttwowordstogethermakeaninsult isn't the longest hashtag I've ever seen, #mydick is. So quit complaining, b*tches. #poem
Oct 4 no reply

It's good to see Tiger Woods finally putting his balls back in all the right holes again. #hesback #themasters
Mar 25 no reply

Happy Birthday Aaliyah Dana Haughton - (January 16, 1979 – August 25, 2001) - May your joyful life rest in the peace of our loving hearts.
Jan 15 no reply

Rosa Parks sat, so that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. could walk, so that Barack Obama could run, so that the next generation, us, could fly.
Jan 16 no reply

Happy Birthday Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. - (Jan. 15, 1929 - Apr. 4, 1968) - He used the divine power of love to defeat the evil of hatred.
Jan 15 no reply

Goodbye Christmas, Hello New Year's. Only 6 more days until 2012! * ❄ * * ❄ . * ❄ * ❄ * RETWEET for a follow-back from the 2012 Baby!
Dec 26 69 replies

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