#IfTwitterWasHighschool everyone would be getting straight F's in english class.
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#worstpickuplines If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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