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PeterGriffinn
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No, you can't touch this... but you CAN press my follow button ALL you want.

Forget 11:11. I'm gonna buy two golfish and name them Cosmo and Wanda. Then I can wish any time I want.
9/21/2010 4:10 PM no reply

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
9/20/2010 8:00 PM no reply

#uglynames 'Dick'. Honestly, why would you name your child this?
9/18/2010 6:34 PM 13 replies

True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes. #ihaveafriend
9/18/2010 6:24 PM 1 reply

Saying YOU'RE WELCOME really loudly when people dont thank you.
9/16/2010 7:50 PM 4 replies

When I'm angry, I shout at the top of my voice... but when I'm hurt, I stay silent.
9/16/2010 5:49 PM no reply

Ladies, sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.
9/16/2010 1:47 PM 4 replies

LADIES if you have REAL hair, REAL boobies, and REAL nails, #youdeserveashoutout.
9/14/2010 9:26 PM 15 replies

Creating situations in your head that will NEVER happen in real life. #justhappens
9/13/2010 5:31 PM 13 replies

In case you didn't know, I do have a six pack. It's under my fat, because it's shy.
9/13/2010 1:29 PM 4 replies

If you can afford alcohol and cigarettes, then you don't need Food-stamps.
9/11/2010 11:51 PM 1 reply

#YouAHoeIf u clicked on #YouAHoeIf ......saw all the tweets & got offended. 0_0
8/31/2010 7:13 PM no reply

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