A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but a bottle full of vodka helps any woman go down.
9/22/2010 3:08 PM no reply
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Facebook is down? Service Unavailable? DNS failure? HOW WILL I GET TAGGED IN STUPID PICTURES NOW?!?1/!?ONE!
9/23/2010 4:14 PM no reply
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It's National Punctuation Day, ladies. So make sure your periods are on time.
9/24/2010 11:08 AM no reply
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When I see a tweet that reads "Good night, tweethearts!", I hope that person never wakes up.
12/22/2010 1:22 AM no reply
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A vasectomy and a hysterectomy are not the same thing. In fact, there's a vas deferens.
12/25/2010 10:17 PM no reply
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I'd pay good money to see someone with OCD eat SpaghettiOs in alphabetical order.
12/27/2010 11:37 PM no reply
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The thing about "Your Mother" jokes is that they're lame and used up...just like your mother.
12/28/2010 7:38 PM no reply
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