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The parody artist formerly known as @TheBillWalton and winner of National Lampoon's Twitter Award for 'Best Fake Feed'! Contact: notbillwalton@gmail.com

Lebron misspoke when he compared the Heat to the Beatles. I think he meant the Bee Gees. Flashy yet overhyped and lacking real substance.
3/7/2011 12:19 PM no reply

What Derrick Rose just did to Dwyane Wade was the most amazing move I have seen since the first time Michael Jackson moonwalked.
3/6/2011 2:31 PM no reply

That awkward moment when you were waiting for Chris Hansen to appear from the shadows while Bob Costas was interviewing Jerry Sandusky.
Nov 14 8 replies

Ohio State is absolutely dominating. George Mason hasn't been this overwhelmed since his anti-federalism movement collapsed in 1789.
3/20/2011 6:13 PM no reply

Peyton Manning has undergone yet another neck surgery today and is out indefinitely. Ladies & Gentlemen, your 2011 Indianapolis Cavaliers.
Sep 8 no reply

Sarah Palin had an intimate relationship with Glen Rice in the 80s. Rice tried to resist but he was never one to stop anyone from scoring.
Sep 14 no reply

Tonight the the rain in Seattle will not be forged from cumulus clouds in the sky, but from the bittersweet tears of betrayed Sonic fans.
5/15/2011 5:52 PM no reply

The inspired play of JJ Berea is uplifting to every native of the island of Puerto Rico. During these playoffs, he has been a shining star!
5/17/2011 11:19 PM no reply

LeBron said that every 26 secs, a kid drops out of school. In that same 26 secs, his hairline moves a millimeter away from his forehead.
Feb 24 no reply

Kobe got mad at LeBron when he didnt take the last shot. Its not that he wants Bron to be aggressive, he just wanted to watch him miss again
Feb 27 no reply

Kendrick Perkins averages 4 pts, 6 rbs & gets paid $7,123,626. Vanessa Bryant isn't the only one making faces & faking it for NBA money.
Feb 29 no reply

With Lamar Odom playing in the D league one has to truly wonder which is more deadly, the Madden Curse....or the Kardashian Curse?
Mar 2 no reply

50 years later, many call Wilt's 100 point game the NBA's most unbreakable record. They're forgetting the 2001-02 Jail Blazers' 17 arrests.
Mar 2 no reply

Beckoning the weaponry of Medieval Europe, Taj Gibson pulls out his plate armor dagger and stabs it through the heart of the feeble Heat.
5/15/2011 10:30 PM no reply

After Lebron left town like a thief in the night, Nick Gilbert steals back the pride of Cleveland with heart and a great comedy routine!
5/17/2011 8:56 PM no reply

Will the Macho Man prevent the end of days by going in head first with a diving elbow to Satan's throat? #ThingsToPonderBeforeTheRapture
May 20 no reply

Kobe Bryant is 19 pts away from passing Michael Jordan in all-star game points. But the real # is 38, because Vanessa Bryant gets 19 also.
Feb 26 no reply

Durant is stealing Kobe's MVP trophy. Vanessa Bryant is stealing his $$. Kobe is gonna fly to Colorado after this game and "blow off steam".
Feb 26 no reply

Wade apologized to Kobe for breaking his nose. Heat play Lakers on Sunday. We remember what Bynum did to Barea last year. Smart move Wade.
Feb 28 no reply

Taj Gibson has arrived on the scene as if he injected pure tea tree oil into his veins and absorbed the wisdom of 100 Arabian knights!
5/15/2011 8:46 PM no reply

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