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BREAKING: The #Patriots are signing Tim Tebow. Tonight on SportsCenter: why this means Tom Brady should retire immediately.
9 days ago
In a game featuring LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Duncan, Parker, and Ginobili, the leading scorers are Mario Chalmers and Danny Green. Makes sense.
10 days ago
LeBron wasn't the only one with a triple double last night. Tracy McGrady had 12 high fives, 11 fist bumps, and 10 water cups filled. Beast.
12 days ago
Happy National Donut Day! Better get your Krispy Kreme fix quick before Rex Ryan, JaMarcus Russell, & Charlie Weis wipe out their inventory
12 days ago
BREAKING: The #Braves have released P Julio Teheran for embarrassing the organization by giving up a hit to Brandon Inge
14 days ago
Stern fined Roy Hibbert $75,000 for using an inoffensive phrase & fined LeBron $5,000 for flopping around embarrassing the NBA. Makes sense.
17 days ago
BREAKING: LeBron told Erik Spoelstra to start him by himself for Game 7, feels it gives the #Heat the best chance to win
18 days ago
#Raiders sign Jay Cutler's #1 receiver, Charles Woodson, who will now have to adjust to catching passes from Philip Rivers & Alex Smith
29 days ago
Kevin Durant donated $1 million to Red Cross, didn't tell anyone. LeBron would donate $50, hold a 3 hour TV special to hear how great he is.
29 days ago
SOURCES: Dwight Howard hasn't ruled out joining the WNBA, but is unsure because he's terrified of getting dunked on by Brittney Griner
30 days ago
AMBER ALERT: Zach Randolph, goes by Z-Bo. Last seen taking care of the #Thunder in OKC. If you have any info, please contact Lionel Hollins.
The odds of winning #Powerball are 1 in 175 million, which is better than the odds of the #Browns ever winning a Super Bowl (1 in a jillion)
#Warriors F Harrison Barnes got 6 stitches and is returning to the game. That's a career ending injury for Derrick Rose.
Halftime: #Grizzlies 50, #Thunder 38. Memphis is one half away from winning the right to be the next team that loses to San Antonio
Andrew Wiggins picks Kansas, setting them up for yet another spectacular choke job in the NCAA Tourney
SOURCES: Joey Crawford called a double technical on a woman at Starbucks for ordering the wrong thing and ejected her from the store
Seattle's Chris Hansen has raised his bid on the #Kings to $625 million, approximately $624,999,995 more than the team is actually worth
"Golden State is so much fun to watch....I just love them. I've always been a big #Warriors fan."- Guy who was a Laker fan 2 weeks ago
Halftime: #Heat 37, Chicago YMCA 37. The Y is hanging tight with Miami so far, the refs are gonna have to step up their game in the 2nd half
Kevin Durant makes 6 of his team's last 7 shots, media: "He's pretty good." LeBron makes a layup in the 4th quarter, media: "OMG MVPPPP!!!!"
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