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EXCLUSIVE PICTURE: Brian McDermott is delighted to be back in management with Leeds United http://t.co/uHLoy1MnBK
San Marino vs England is just like when you come home from the pub pissed and put FIFA 13 on Amateur difficulty
'Hello, police? I'd like to report the referee': Furious United fan dials 999 after Nani red card. Really. http://t.co/xHy8KsCPMV
Prince Philip breathes a huge sigh of relief as Aaron Ramsey screws his shot wide of the goal
Apparently there's a banner at Chelsea reading: 'Rafa Benitez - we're just not that inter' im'. EPIC BANTZ!!1!!1!!!
GOAL! Oldham 3-1 Liverpool - Wabara! Huh! What is he good for? Knocking out the Scousers! Sing it again!
Cheers ESPN for continuing the proud record of televising every Man United FA Cup tie since 1856 #Zzzzzzzzzz
Swansea players distraught at conceding, except Ben Davies who is lying down and playing on his PSP http://t.co/QAvrp6YF
BREAKING: The ceremonial padlocking of the Arsenal trophy cabinet for another year has been brought forward to tomorrow
BREAKING: Close friends of Howard Webb have just told us he's now really fearing for his Man United place
Roberto Mancini not happy on Sky right now. He looks like a man who bought 200 million lottery tickets and won a tenner
Fergie just said he's worried about "Christian Bale" for Spurs. It could well be a dark knight for the hosts if he has a good game.
John Terry will be remembered for three words rather than Three Lions.. and he only has himself to blame http://t.co/Y1kkKu25
Very, very old Leeds fans now telling middle-aged Leeds fans how it used to be like this ALL THE TIME
Some Liverpool fans appear to be booing Evra, although the way he's been playing recently, it could be United fans
Michael Owen reported to be particularly excited about the new challenge of holding Rory Delap's towel on Stoke's bench
Liverpool reportedly interested in Yossi Benayoun. They should recreate 13 July, 2007, and sign Ryan Babel too.
2) Arsenal have given Theo Walcott 48 hours to sign a new contract - or he'll be sold too: http://t.co/QWvxjqBW
Spare a thought today for Everton legend Kevin Sheedy who has been diagnosed with bowel cancer. Get well soon.
RED CARD! Geoff Shreeves has been dispatched to tell Branislav Ivanovic he's been sent off
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