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#WhyAlwaysMe? ***Parody*** Warning, explicit content. If you don't like, don't follow #Banter. #LooseCannon.

Gareth Barry has just text me: "What did you think of my performance in the first half?".... "Mate, I didn't even realise you were playing."
Feb 29 no reply

Me and Yaya are just finishing off a fat spliff. Could have sworn we saw a UFO. At second glance it turns out it's Charlie Adam's penalty
Feb 26 no reply

Happy 18th Birthday Justin Bieber. Don't worry man, puberty can't be that far away now.
Mar 1 no reply

Liverpool have finally took home a trophy after 6 years, The Carling cup.Bit like being single for 6 years and bringing home Susan Boyle.
Feb 26 no reply

Charlie Adam has just text me. I'm gonna stop winding him up about that penalty now. It turns out he didn't miss http://t.co/Jqra1AFB
Feb 27 no reply

#TheThingsIHateMost when Piers Morgan tries to be a sports pundit. Stick to what you're good at: lying, hacking, eating.
Feb 28 no reply

Theo Walcott has text John Terry to let him know RVP's wife is home alone #RVPLive #JTStopsPlay
3 days ago no reply

Wigan. (verb) To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. "I didn't study mate but I Wiganed the test"
Apr 17 1 reply

Wow. I've just noticed something during the recent Ashley Young incident that you may all want to see #SeemsLegit http://t.co/ept0sXeN
27 days ago no reply

People are surprised that Terry got sent off for kneeing Sanchez in the back? To be honest, I'm more surprised that Drogba didn't go down
24 days ago no reply

Breaking News: Gary Glitter has applied to be the next England manager as he's heard that some of the players are Young and Bent.
Feb 10 no reply

Everyone keeps going on and on about Suarez being allegedly racist, but they are forgetting one crucial factor... Evra is French
Feb 11 no reply

Well this looks like the most depressing sexual experience ever... http://t.co/KRh8d1My
5 days ago no reply

QPR vs Wigan tomorrow. I've given all the Wigan fans a grand each to throw stuff at Joey Barton. Best 3 grand I've ever spent
Jan 20 no reply

Getting sick of these Suarez racism related jokes now. They seem to be going on for evra
Jan 12 no reply

Now that Gary Glitter is on Twitter, it's probably a good idea for all you 'Beliebers' to shut the f*ck up. Trust me. It's for your own good
Jan 19 no reply

Heskeys been wearing a t-shirt under his kit since his last goal & is going to reveal it when he scores next. It says 'Free Nelson Mandela'
Jan 13 no reply

There is actually one thing that Katie Price hasn't fucked that we all want her to... 'Off'
Feb 7 no reply

Let this be a message to all the young lads out there. No matter how pissed your wingman is, never let him fall http://t.co/QQY1eBwe
Feb 7 no reply

Tevez has just turned up at training looking miserable as fuck! What a prick. He better not try and speak to me http://t.co/Igq0JDSq
Feb 15 no reply

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