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M_arioBalotelli
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When you type 'Mario B' into google, I am favoured in the dropdown menu over Mario Bros. That's how important I am. (Not Mario Balotelli) (Parody Account)

Eden Hazard has taken two games to get five more assists than Stewart Downing managed all of last season.
Aug 22 no reply

Tennis is only good for one thing; making you realise how important football really is. #RollOnAugust
Jul 8 no reply

Wayne Rooney would be a bit sharper if he wasn't lugging my doormat around on his head.
Jun 19 no reply

Ashley Young is writing a book on his first year at United; it doesn't have a title yet.
5/14/2012 1:32 PM no reply

Congratulations to Reading. Apologies in advance for when I make you look silly next season.
4/17/2012 5:17 PM no reply

Anyone from Chelsea want to take my dog for a walk? Get some practice holding onto a lead?
3/21/2012 5:39 PM no reply

Liam Stacey isn't a racist; some of his friends are black. In other news, Stevie Wonder isn't blind; some of his friends can see.
3/20/2012 5:22 PM 1 reply

Tiote and Gervinho's foreheads are staring each other out. This town isn't big enough for the both of them.
3/12/2012 5:33 PM no reply

The Arsenal players can all hold theirs head high. Except Gervinho, his is way too heavy.
3/6/2012 4:54 PM no reply

If only Chris Smalling still had this rudeboy haircut, he'd be alright. #Cushion http://t.co/GdH4e0k1
2/29/2012 4:29 PM no reply

Joey Barton is just jealous of Scott Parker; he has better hair, more talent & doesn't get left out of the England squad for Stewart Downing
2/29/2012 9:16 AM no reply

Fair play to Cardiff, gracious in defeat. It must be hard for a Championship team to get this far and go out to a team of League 1 players.
2/26/2012 1:54 PM no reply

To Liverpool and Cardiff fans; don't listen to anyone calling today a #MickeyMouseCup. Mickey Mouse is too famous, don't flatter yourselves.
2/26/2012 6:56 AM no reply

No training today. Not due to the weather, just because it's only Aston Villa. Joining JLo Lescott in town to pass the time instead.
2/10/2012 5:31 AM no reply

Howard Webb doesn't deserve that much criticism really, I imagine it's hard to keep your eye on the game with your face in Fergie's lap.
2/5/2012 1:28 PM no reply

Wayne Bridge ruined training today, just by being there. We all had to stop what we were doing and chase him off back to the Reserves shed.
1/19/2012 10:32 AM no reply

Michael Owen refuses to hang up his boots for fear of putting his back out #MichaelOwenFacts
1/15/2012 4:08 PM no reply

To all Everton fans, I have some terrible news. You have signed Darron Gibson.
1/13/2012 6:45 AM no reply

Scousers getting unnecessarily over-excited about one leg. Reminds me of when Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time.
1/11/2012 4:49 PM no reply

Couldn't focus tonight, the Liverpool fans all came dressed as ghosts, setting crosses alight and waving copies of Mississippi's Burning.
1/11/2012 3:59 PM no reply

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