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In the last HP movie there's magic, war & romance. In the last Twilight movie you get to watch Taylor Lautner stare lovingly at a toddler.
6/30/2010 6:40 PM 4 replies

Let's be real, Twilight fans only want to move to Forks because they never got their letter from Hogwarts.
7/5/2010 11:33 PM 34 replies

Harry Potter > Twilight. I create mayhem with my shirt on unlike SOME people.
7/16/2010 3:56 PM 40 replies

The weirdest thing happened, I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.... Just kidding, if that happened I'd kill myself.
7/17/2010 9:54 AM 33 replies

#ifyouloveme you should put out. Just kidding, you should buy me things. The best way to show love is through material objects.
7/17/2010 10:24 PM 32 replies

#godlovesgaga Hope God doesn't try & telephone her to tell her, apparently you won't reach her & she hates people calling. Right Alejandro?
7/17/2010 10:58 PM 9 replies

#cuandoeraniño Planeé dominación mundial aka I planned word domination. That's right, I can be a badass in Spanish too.
7/18/2010 4:58 PM 23 replies

#uknowurcoolwhen you have haters. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
7/19/2010 12:44 AM 60 replies

Idk why everyone's so excited about Inception. Entering peoples dreams? It's called legilimency. Been there done that. There's a book on it.
7/19/2010 11:58 PM 27 replies

#weallgotthatonefriend who turns traitor betrays you because apparently you killed the woman he was in love with or something. Ass.
7/21/2010 10:12 AM 38 replies

#weallgotthatonefriend who thinks roundhouse kicks are more effective than Avada Kedavra, or am I the only who is friends with Chuck Norris?
7/21/2010 10:20 AM 51 replies

#howtopissawomanoff Talk to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, mouth the words 'fuck you,' and grab the other girl's ass.
7/22/2010 5:28 PM 70 replies

Daniel Radcliffe is trending. Apparently it's his birthday. I hate that guy. He reminds me of someone but I can't figure out who....
7/23/2010 12:25 AM 62 replies

#oneofmyfears I don't fear anything. I'm fearless, just like Taylor Swift. Except I'm less annoying & I would've beat Kanye's ass.
7/23/2010 10:29 AM 70 replies

#oneofmyfears is being betrayed by my right hand man & it leading to my ultimate demise. Haha, like that would ever happen.
7/23/2010 10:51 AM 162 replies

#myexisthetypeto I don't have any exes. Why would anyone want to leave me? I'm awesome. Plus you try & leave me you die.
7/25/2010 9:12 PM 19 replies

#undernocircumstances shud sum1 feel its ok 2 tlk lik this. You have 140 characters. Use them and stop typing like you're illiterate.
7/26/2010 1:11 AM 10 replies

#5millionmonsters #4millionbeliebers & one person who realizes twitter followers don't matter. If they did, Ashton would rule the world...
7/26/2010 10:35 AM 34 replies

A man in a Harry Potter shirt stabbed someone in the face at Comic-Con. Welcome to the Death Eaters. http://tinyurl.com/2fennc
7/26/2010 11:25 AM 34 replies

If you don't stop acting like an idiot I'm going to punch you, #beforeipunchyou again.
7/26/2010 11:03 PM 9 replies

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