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Katt__Williams
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My graduation speech: 'fuck you, I fucked you, i'd fuck you, who the fuck are you?'
Jun 24 no reply

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!!!"
Jun 18 no reply

Fuck the Celtics and Kevin Garnett DMX looking ass! Bosh should have had his dinosaur looking ass on the court!
6/5/2012 11:18 PM no reply

Without women, life would be pain in the ass. If you don't get this, you're too young to be on twitter.
5/22/2012 3:30 PM 1 reply

You can't be ugly and get mad when ugly people try to holla, gotta take what you can get.
5/21/2012 2:21 PM no reply

College Hill, ComicView, BET Uncut, Rap City, The original 106 & Park, Access Granted, My Top 25. I miss the old BET.
5/15/2012 5:37 PM no reply

My girlfriend got mad and told me that I treat her like a child. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
5/10/2012 1:06 PM no reply

*3AM text message* "Hey are you asleep?" “No, I'm hunting zebras. What the fuck do you want?"
5/7/2012 3:18 PM no reply

*Girl walks in on me on the phone* Her: Who are you talking to? Me: Jake....Jake from state farm.
5/3/2012 2:03 AM no reply

Jordan> Kobe > Durant > Westbrook > Derrick Rose > Dwayne wade > Ray Allen > NBA Referrees > People that sweep the s
4/30/2012 2:23 AM no reply

Hoe you're as slutty as a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more.
4/25/2012 10:59 PM no reply

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