It's tragic that we'll never know how annoying Oscar Wilde would have been on Twitter.
3/9/2012 9:34 AM no reply
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I'm sure that War Horse is good, but it's really stealing media focus from my film Peace Slug.
1/29/2012 4:11 PM no reply
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Today I'm pitching CBS the idea of doing a celebrity version of Dancing With The Stars! #DWTS
8/30/2011 11:16 AM no reply
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You know that six months from now Steve Jobs is going to release a better resignation letter.
8/24/2011 6:53 PM no reply
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I've finally reached the age where clubbing no longer appeals to me. Good news for baby seals, I guess.
6/5/2011 1:09 AM no reply
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It burns me to think that Mel Gibson is still out there, hiding somewhere in a mansion.
5/3/2011 11:39 AM no reply
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Glad Obama finally released his birth certificate, but doing it through iTunes was tacky.
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