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So it's Treason to ever reveal State Secrets, unless you 'Out' a Spy cos her husband reveals you're lying the US into war.
11/29/2010 5:11 PM
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Ever notice that the same people who think Obama's a Muslim also believed Bush was a Christian?
4/26/2010 4:25 PM
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John McCain's wife has come out in favor of gay marriage; and John McCain has come out opposed to his own.
4/27/2010 7:32 PM
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Anyone claiming to be in 'God's Army' is actually just in one of His unauthorized fan clubs
4/28/2010 3:49 AM
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Rich people pay FOX people to make middle class people blame poor people.
4/28/2010 3:46 PM
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But if they stop making Hummers how are we gonna know who's got a small penis?
4/29/2010 5:52 PM
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Arizona started out as Mexican and has a Spanish name. They should ask to see their own papers.
4/30/2010 3:50 AM
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The ancient Egyptians stopped regarding cats as Gods over 3000 years ago, but nobody told the cats.
5/3/2010 4:24 AM
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BP is 1 of 4 Western Oil Co's given control of Iraqi Oil Fields after we sent troops in over WMDs. They can afford their own damn cleanup.
5/7/2010 2:20 AM
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BP stands for Billionaire Profits, Broken Pipes, & British Pricks. Doesn't stand for Backup Plan. Should stand for Boycott Polluters.
5/17/2010 6:22 PM
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If you don't want your tax $ going to the sick & poor then stop saying you want a Gov't based on 'Christian Values.' Eh?
5/19/2010 8:29 PM
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As of now BP has failed so many times NBC wants to offer them the 11:30pm slot.
5/27/2010 10:37 PM
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Sarah Palin officially blames environmentalists for BP spill. That's like blaming smart people for Sarah Palin.
6/3/2010 9:34 PM
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Currently working on maternal version of 'Sh*t My Dad Says,' entitled 'Sh*t My Mom Passive-Aggressively Triangulates.'
6/9/2010 6:38 PM
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Before Twitter we really had no way of knowing which celebrities were also illiterates!
6/18/2010 9:25 PM
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The most effective form of birth control for men is to maintain an action figure collection.
6/26/2010 4:54 PM
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Every single person denied Unemployment Benefits by GOP paid more in taxes last year than Exxon/Mobil. So did you.
6/29/2010 1:14 PM
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Limbaugh says Obama created recession to punish white people. Apparently God created Limbaugh for the same reason.
7/7/2010 2:14 PM
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The Tea Party Movement: Outraged over deficits since Jan 21, 2009.
7/15/2010 10:04 AM
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The same people who said Ebonics would destroy America gave us W and Palin. #Refudiate that. #shakespalin
7/18/2010 7:48 PM
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