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Jesus_M_Christ
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You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)

I've actually tried to kill Clint Eastwood twice; he kicked the shit out of me both times. He'll come when he's ready.
5/16/2010 8:49 PM 5 replies

Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock? Nah, call me Dr. Dolittle, I can make your pussy talk.
5/17/2010 5:49 PM 3 replies

I told myself I wasn't going to go to WAL-MART but apparently Ray Charles works there as a Greeter. This, I gotta see.
5/20/2010 12:24 AM no reply

Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper...these things come in 3's. Sorry Bieber, you had a good run.
5/30/2010 12:43 PM 4 replies

The Jersey Shore idiots are filming in Miami? So that's what the news of oil and trash on the beach were about. #bpcares
6/6/2010 11:03 PM no reply

Mesus Christ people, even Jonah didn't complain this much about a stupid whale.
6/9/2010 6:19 PM 13 replies

It's amazing, while the Xbox 360 gets slimmer those that play it get fatter.
6/14/2010 4:34 PM 3 replies

France hasn't been this devastated by a loss since every war they've ever fought. #WorldCup
6/17/2010 4:26 PM 3 replies

Rumor has it BP paid off idiot referee Koman Coulibaly to distract everyone from the oil spill. #WorldCup #BPcares
6/18/2010 12:47 PM no reply

#DearDad thanks for watching while people crucified me, douche. Now I'm going to watch while you eat the pubes I put in your special dinner.
6/18/2010 11:16 PM 4 replies

Awkward moment up in Heaven today. After receiving his white robes Robert Byrd asked where the hood was.
6/28/2010 2:47 PM 4 replies

I can raise things from the dead, but even I won't be able to resurrect Mel Gibson's career.
7/14/2010 4:07 PM 15 replies

Hey Ladies, do me a favor & walk slowly into a wall. Does your stomach touch before your tits? #thatsaproblem
7/14/2010 4:57 PM 11 replies

Ron Artest is having a Fuck LeBron Party? So are all the hoes on South Beach.
7/14/2010 9:23 PM 18 replies

The Oil Spill has been capped. Now we just need to stop the other disaster that's constantly spewing out crap, Mel Gibson.
7/15/2010 4:36 PM 12 replies

#youlookprettystupid thinkin you're gonna get into Heaven by hating on gays and poor people.
7/19/2010 11:01 PM 15 replies

I can't wait until we get to see the video of Lindsay Lohan getting shanked. Lilo and Stitches.
7/20/2010 10:17 PM 9 replies

If y'all still looking for Osama, go check Comic-Con. Where the Hell else is he going to find 72 virgins?
7/23/2010 5:50 PM 15 replies

No I don't watch Mad Men. If I wanted to pretend like it was fifty years ago I'd just go to a Tea Party Rally.
7/25/2010 10:09 PM 10 replies

#youlostmyrespect when you use my book to justify being an asshole.
7/26/2010 9:19 PM 1 reply

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