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I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill. You seen me on my TV so follow my Parody.
If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
29 days ago
Shay Buckeey Johnson got played by Flava Flav & Scrappy on different shows by the same network. Have several seats. #LHHATLReunion
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, and pass it to your friend.
Maury's show: Where people get mad at 5 guys that won't take responsibility, but not at the "Hoe" with no idea which of them is the daddy.
A cat falls in water and a rooster laughs... Moral of the story? Wet pussy makes a happy cock.
Chris Brown made a I Don't Like Drake Diss Song? I can see there's STILL a lot of tension in the soft and tender light skinned community...
I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?
I Hate Bugs That Fly , Crawl , Jump , Dougie , Twerk , 2 Step , All That Shit <<<<<<
The Paquiao/Bradley Judges were also at WIP Nightclub when the Drake/Chris Brown bottle fight broke out, they gave the fight to Tony Parker.
Get off Lebron's back cause: Melo = No Ring, Kevin Durant = No Ring, D. Rose = No Ring, And half of yall mama's = NO RING
Stressing and obsessing is not my style. I was raised to say "fuck you" with a high class smile .
I take people seriously... When they tell me to make myself at home, I move their furniture around walk around naked and yell at their kids.
At least a prostitute makes money for being a whore. You on the other hand, do that shit for free.
I hate when fat chicks say, "Single and ready to mingle." It's more like, "Single and ready for a Pringle.".
Bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day & he said, ''You need to look where you're going.'' I said, you need to go where you looking
GRADUATION SPEECH; I didn't learn shit, you all are assholes, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out DUECES.!!!
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well..,
If you make the same mistake twice, then it wasn't a mistake at all, it was a choice.
You know you are in the ‘hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat pleaSE.
5/18/2012 5:31 PM
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