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ImTracyMorgan
313,198 Followers.
305 Friends.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill. You seen me on my TV so follow my Parody.

If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
29 days ago no reply

Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, and pass it to your friend.
Aug 2 no reply

A cat falls in water and a rooster laughs... Moral of the story? Wet pussy makes a happy cock.
Jul 1 no reply

I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?
Jun 27 no reply

I Hate Bugs That Fly , Crawl , Jump , Dougie , Twerk , 2 Step , All That Shit <<<<<<
Jun 27 no reply

Stressing and obsessing is not my style. I was raised to say "fuck you" with a high class smile .
Jun 19 no reply

At least a prostitute makes money for being a whore. You on the other hand, do that shit for free.
Jun 13 no reply

I hate when fat chicks say, "Single and ready to mingle." It's more like, "Single and ready for a Pringle.".
May 27 no reply

Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well..,
May 21 no reply

If you make the same mistake twice, then it wasn't a mistake at all, it was a choice.
May 19 no reply

You know you are in the ‘hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat pleaSE.
5/18/2012 5:31 PM no reply

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