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ImLeslieChow
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We had a sick night, bitches! (This is a Parody Account, Love Role-Playing) - Contact: ImLeslieChow@gmail.com

Teacher: "Some things don't come easy..." Me: "Like a man with no testicles..." Teacher: "Get out...."
8 days ago no reply

Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up? …Wow, what the hell were we thinking?
13 days ago no reply

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
13 days ago no reply

Fuck morning meetings, Fuck early work, Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve Sleeping, Sex or Bacon.
12 days ago no reply

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, Don't give a fuck today, And I probably won't give a fuck tomorrow either.
12 days ago no reply

*Fat chick posts a picture on Facebook* "Fresh out the shower (; " Me: "You spelled ocean wrong."
12 days ago no reply

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
Jan 17 no reply

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
14 days ago no reply

If you never jumped from one couch to another, to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.
7 days ago no reply

There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on their Facebook statuses.
7 days ago 1 reply

If you invite a girl over to watch a movie and you actually watch a movie your a failure as a man.
Jan 22 no reply

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Bleed. "Dear Lawd, gas for $5.13 a gallon, Shammika can you BLEED that?"
29 days ago no reply

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