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ImLeslieChow
263,110 Followers.
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We had a sick night, bitches! (This is a Parody Account, Love Role-Playing) - Contact: ImLeslieChow@gmail.com

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
Mar 2 no reply

I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
Feb 25 no reply

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.
Feb 28 no reply

Teacher: "Some things don't come easy..." Me: "Like a man with no testicles..." Teacher: "Get out...."
Feb 14 no reply

Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up? …Wow, what the hell were we thinking?
Feb 9 no reply

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Feb 9 no reply

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, Don't give a fuck today, And I probably won't give a fuck tomorrow either.
Feb 10 no reply

*Fat chick posts a picture on Facebook* "Fresh out the shower (; " Me: "You spelled ocean wrong."
Feb 10 no reply

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
Jan 17 no reply

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
Feb 7 no reply

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