I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
5/24/2011 10:30 PM no reply
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You got a New Boyfriend or Girlfriend because They weren't treating you Right... #good4you.
3/31/2011 8:09 PM no reply
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Putting LOL, ROFL, or LMAO, knowing damn well you're sitting there with a straight face.
3/27/2011 12:34 PM no reply
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If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.
3/27/2011 12:52 AM no reply
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Don't Kanye me or I'll Chris Brown you, Tiger Woods your mother, 50 cent your idol, & Rebecca Black your Friday.
3/22/2011 10:11 PM no reply
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A relationship is a 2-way street, not a 3-way, so stop telling your friends things that go on in it.
3/9/2011 6:02 PM no reply
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I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed. :)
2/14/2011 5:11 PM no reply
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