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#DontCuffHerIf she has ever said, "I got a lot of guy friends because girls are drama" SHE A HOE!
Feb 4
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre- Girl: is he behind us? Trey Songz: ... Yuuup OOOO WE ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEE HERE OHHHHHHH HOOOO HOOOOO HOO
Jan 4
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Elementary School - Y'all hug yet? Middle School - Y'all kiss yet? High School - You hit it yet?
Nov 22
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Asshole meets Good Girl → F*cks her over → She turns into a B*tch → Meets a Good Guy → F*cks him over → He turns into an asshole ↺ Sad Cycle
Oct 30
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Females are really out here complaining about Lil Reese while Chris Brown is blasting from their headphones....
Oct 25
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#EveryFamilyHas that one person that hides food from the rest of the family. That person is ME!
Oct 9
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You stacked your Playstation 1 on your Playstation 2 and called it a Playstation 3 #ButUGotThatIPhone5Tho
Sep 13
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Obama Killed Bin Laden, Got Most Of Our Troops Back Home, Gave Us Better Health-Care... What Else Y'all Hoes Want Him To Do! FREE BOOSIE?
Sep 9
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Gas prices are damn near 4 dollars a gallon and females think dudes about to come over just to CHILL?
Aug 28
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#YouKnowYouGhettoWhen you steal somebody sh*t and help them look for it. "Damn bruh, where you had it at last?"
Aug 14
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#iReallyCantStandWhen I'm listening to music in my headphones and I have to keep pausing it because I think my name's being called.
Jul 19
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tryna whisper to me with your breath smelling like a thousand asses #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
Jul 9
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We all left Facebook because our family joined. What happens when they get a twitter? WHAT WILL WE DO?? 😳😱
Jul 5
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Chris Brown made a I Don't Like Drake Diss Song? I can see there's STILL a lot of tension in the soft and tender light skinned community...
Jun 30
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This fat girl just told me "I Want Some Tattoos On My Neck, It's Sexy!" Hold on hoe you ain't even got no neck...
Jun 27
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You can tell who the poor people are on Twitter. Under their tweet, it says "Via txt"
Jun 15
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Drake or Kanye? Kanye West. Drake has a LOT of work to do before he can be compared to Kanye.
Jun 7
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#ThingsThatUrkMe when people think they famous because they have a lot of followers. Here, take a seat -> \_
Jun 6
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#CreepyChildrensToys Apple was going to make a toy for children, but apparently, the name "iTouch Kids" didn't sit well with parents.
Jun 3
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Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?
May 31
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