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#DontCuffHerIf she has ever said, "I got a lot of guy friends because girls are drama" SHE A HOE!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre- Girl: is he behind us? Trey Songz: ... Yuuup OOOO WE ABOUT TO DIIIIIIIEEEEE HERE OHHHHHHH HOOOO HOOOOO HOO
Elementary School - Y'all hug yet? Middle School - Y'all kiss yet? High School - You hit it yet?
Asshole meets Good Girl → F*cks her over → She turns into a B*tch → Meets a Good Guy → F*cks him over → He turns into an asshole ↺ Sad Cycle
Females are really out here complaining about Lil Reese while Chris Brown is blasting from their headphones....
#EveryFamilyHas that one person that hides food from the rest of the family. That person is ME!
You stacked your Playstation 1 on your Playstation 2 and called it a Playstation 3 #ButUGotThatIPhone5Tho
Obama Killed Bin Laden, Got Most Of Our Troops Back Home, Gave Us Better Health-Care... What Else Y'all Hoes Want Him To Do! FREE BOOSIE?
Gas prices are damn near 4 dollars a gallon and females think dudes about to come over just to CHILL?
#YouKnowYouGhettoWhen you steal somebody sh*t and help them look for it. "Damn bruh, where you had it at last?"
#iReallyCantStandWhen I'm listening to music in my headphones and I have to keep pausing it because I think my name's being called.
tryna whisper to me with your breath smelling like a thousand asses #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
We all left Facebook because our family joined. What happens when they get a twitter? WHAT WILL WE DO?? 😳😱
Chris Brown made a I Don't Like Drake Diss Song? I can see there's STILL a lot of tension in the soft and tender light skinned community...
This fat girl just told me "I Want Some Tattoos On My Neck, It's Sexy!" Hold on hoe you ain't even got no neck...
You can tell who the poor people are on Twitter. Under their tweet, it says "Via txt"
Drake or Kanye? Kanye West. Drake has a LOT of work to do before he can be compared to Kanye.
#ThingsThatUrkMe when people think they famous because they have a lot of followers. Here, take a seat -> \_
#CreepyChildrensToys Apple was going to make a toy for children, but apparently, the name "iTouch Kids" didn't sit well with parents.
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?
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