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#ThingsGirlsLoveAboutBoys when they don't treat them differently around their friends and family.
Feb 29 no reply

#BadFirstDateQuestions Can you get the bill? I would pay, but the way my bank account set up...
Feb 29 no reply

#YouCrossedTheLineWhen you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend for a hoe that looks like Curious George
Mar 3 no reply

#FirstThingIDoInTheMorning Look at my phone, then check my Twitter like it's the morning paper.
Feb 28 no reply

#SignsUrAHoodratMother You walk outside looking like a superstar and your kid looking like the neighborhood bum
1 days ago no reply

#ratchetvoicemails Leave a message. I probably didn't get to the phone because I have it on Lebron mode, no rings.
12 hours ago no reply

When white girls become 16 and pregnant, they get their own show "16 and pregnant" ...black girls go to Maury
3/16/2011 8:38 PM no reply

Amber Rose had these chicks going bald... Nicki Minaj had them being barbies.... Who gonna have them going to college?
3/16/2011 10:21 PM no reply

#throwagrenade at all the men that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for zoo animals
3/15/2011 3:18 PM no reply

Women use to be dimes, then they became 5-star chicks, now they BARBIES. I guess the recession affected them too.
3/15/2011 7:32 PM no reply

#IfKobeAintBetterThanLebron then Chris Brown had the longest role in "Stomp the Yard"
26 days ago no reply

#RequirementsToBeInYMCMB You must be breathing and fully capable of making up words the world has never heard of.
24 days ago no reply

#SignsAFightBout2Breakout Group of people all of a sudden start running in the same direction.
29 days ago no reply

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