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A girl can be your best friend or your worse nightmare. Depends on how you treat her. #GuyCode
Feb 9
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If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like siblings... it's meant to be.
Feb 15
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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re panicked over who’s getting cut from the team.
Feb 7
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I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl & screamed, 'DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'
Jan 23
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More girls need to start searching for guys who have goals,ambitions,& crave success cuz 10 years from now,"swag" isn't goin to pay ur bills
Jan 19
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People say you don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.
Jan 20
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Being single sounds fun at first, but at the end of the day everyone wants someone to love.
Jan 19
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A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
Jan 24
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure its wet and rub up and down. Yep thats how you wash a cup
Jan 26
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If you think "it's only because I was drunk" ISN'T a good excuse, then you've never been drunk.
Feb 6
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Nothing's sexier than a girl who will make the first move every now and then. Huge turn on.
Feb 6
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A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
Feb 20
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We hate those smart kids that cover up their answers during tests. Like come on man.. Let's work together.
Feb 20
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
Jan 5
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Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! she's under a blanket."
Jan 17
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To girls: Your body makes you sexy, your smile makes you pretty, But your personality is what makes you beautiful
Jan 17
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A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.
Feb 17
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
Feb 2
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THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Clapping like a retarded seal
Jan 30
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The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...
Jan 8
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