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Official GuyCodes™ twitter page. Defining the code (and etc.) within 140 character or less. Contact: GuyCodes365@gmail.com IG: @martinkhevin

A girl can be your best friend or your worse nightmare. Depends on how you treat her. #GuyCode
Feb 9 no reply

If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like siblings... it's meant to be.
Feb 15 no reply

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re panicked over who’s getting cut from the team.
Feb 7 no reply

I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl & screamed, 'DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'
Jan 23 no reply

More girls need to start searching for guys who have goals,ambitions,& crave success cuz 10 years from now,"swag" isn't goin to pay ur bills
Jan 19 no reply

People say you don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.
Jan 20 no reply

Being single sounds fun at first, but at the end of the day everyone wants someone to love.
Jan 19 no reply

A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
Jan 24 no reply

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure its wet and rub up and down. Yep thats how you wash a cup
Jan 26 no reply

If you think "it's only because I was drunk" ISN'T a good excuse, then you've never been drunk.
Feb 6 no reply

Nothing's sexier than a girl who will make the first move every now and then. Huge turn on.
Feb 6 no reply

A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
Feb 20 no reply

We hate those smart kids that cover up their answers during tests. Like come on man.. Let's work together.
Feb 20 no reply

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
Jan 5 no reply

Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! she's under a blanket."
Jan 17 no reply

To girls: Your body makes you sexy, your smile makes you pretty, But your personality is what makes you beautiful
Jan 17 1 reply

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.
Feb 17 no reply

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
Feb 2 no reply

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Clapping like a retarded seal
Jan 30 no reply

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...
Jan 8 no reply

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