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GrandadJFreeman
273,706 Followers.
32 Friends.

Role-Playing,Parody account not associated with boondocks. For Business Email: GrandadBFreeman@Gmail.com

The good, sensitive, caring & loving men are difficult to find because they all have boyfriends
Jun 20 no reply

You see a girl from behind & your like DAMNNNNNNNN, You see her face then you're like damm... #Talkaboutawkward
Sep 5 no reply

I don’t do pinky promises, I do middle finger promises. So if you screw me over... you're f**ked.. and thats a legit promise. #Toast
Aug 29 no reply

Since when is being 16 & pregnant cool? #ThatsNotRight I prefer a show called 18 & graduated.
Sep 9 no reply

#BiggestLessonLearnedfrom911 Osama mistakenly hit the add your location button on his last FaceBook update & now He dead KARMA.
Sep 9 no reply

#WhyYoBaby Got a Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, & IPhone but don't even know how to count yet.
Aug 31 no reply

#Youcantdateme If you disrespect your mom, if they disrespect their mother, there's a good chance they'd disrespect you.
Sep 1 no reply

#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay Fat Girls calling themselves 5 star chicks, B*tch you a 5 star BRICK.
Sep 13 no reply

#UKnowUHungryWhen You keep walking to your Refrigerator knowing Damn well there's nothing there.
Sep 14 no reply

25,000 people are having sex right now. 50,000 are kissing. 70,000 are hugging. And you... well you’re reading this.
Feb 26 no reply

#IBetSomebodyOnMyTL Is some hoe calling other hoes hoes acting like they not a hoe.
Feb 27 1 reply

#YouKnowYouBlack if you ever been told "You better stop crying, Before I give you something to cry about"
Feb 27 no reply

#YouKnowYouBlack If You Have "R.I.P _________" Or "Free my n*gga _________" In Your Facebook Name.
Feb 27 no reply

What I dislike most about Twitter is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left and having to decide which grammar crime to commit.
Feb 27 no reply

Sometimes you feel like you don't have enough middle fingers to tell a n*gga how you really feel.
Jul 21 1 reply

Dear Unfollowers, I get it. You obviously can't handle seeing my swag all over your timeline.
Jul 19 1 reply

If our conversation is always Me: Wassup You: hey Me: what you doing? You: nothing #LoseMyNumber
Apr 17 1 reply

Teacher calls on you thinking you weren't paying attention, you get the answer right then you're like B*TCH #DrinkToThat
Aug 26 no reply

#howtopleaseahoodrat get her kids some icee-pops! (Them popsicles that come 15,000 in a pack for $3.99!)
Aug 28 no reply

the most awkward moment when u realize that person you are making fun of is right behind u
28 days ago no reply

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