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10 People were shot in a Walmart parking lot in California. The suspect was wearing a Beyonce costume and playing Dance For You on his iPod
Nov 25 9 replies

Three women were arrested at a Best Buy on Black Friday in New Jersey for fighting over the last copy of a $1.99 Madea Goes To Jail DVD
Nov 25 105 replies

Marijuana usage hasn't been linked to death yet it's illegal. Alcohol & Cigarettes takes thousands of lives and its available everywhere.
Nov 26 no reply

#STUDY: During the Swine Flu scare, everyone wore masks. Millions of people have HIV and AIDS and noone wears condoms. #WorldAIDSDay
Dec 1 18 replies

#BREAKING: Jamaal, a twitter bully, has committed suicide after his ex-girlfriend released this video of him "simping" http://t.co/jbUq5FK3
Nov 29 5 replies

Both NFL games today were "fixed" to allow the #GIANTS and #PATRIOTS to compete in a #rematch at Superbowl 46
Jan 22 no reply

A new strain of marijuana is being sold on the West Coast named after the daughter of Beyoncé and Jay-Z called "Blue Ivy"
30 days ago no reply

McDonald's has been using cloned cow beef for over 4 years. Consuming cloned cow beef increases the risk of colon and stomach cancers.
30 days ago 1 reply

McDonalds's chicken only contains 24.5% real chicken. The other 75.5% is made of chicken blood & bones made into a paste to mend the meat.
27 days ago no reply

Did you know that McDonalds's ground beef is the same grade as that of your average can of dog chow?
28 days ago no reply

Marijuana use hasn't been proven to kill anyone yet its illegal. Cigarettes & alcohol use kills millions yet it's legal and found everywhere
28 days ago no reply

So, Rihanna got Thug Life tattooed on her knuckles? How about we take all of her money and make her live where the real Thug Life happens?
28 days ago no reply

#BREAKING: Louis Vuitton Condoms are being replicated in sweatshops throughout China. Louis Vuitton fears that this will hurt 2012 sales.
13 days ago no reply

#BREAKING: Kobe Bryant is the youngest to get 28,000 points. Unfortunately, his wife will gain half of them due to divorce terms.
Jan 1 no reply

In celebration of #McFlyday a random person that #Retweets this will win a pair of Nike McFly Sneakers from the Back To The Future Movie.
26 days ago no reply

#BREAKING: A 7.1 Magnitude Earthquake has hit the coast of Japan. No word yet on damage or injuries.
26 days ago no reply

McDonalds's Oatmeal has more sugar than a Snickers candy bar and only ten less calories than a Big Mac.
25 days ago no reply

#BREAKING: Crayola Has Announced that in celebration of Ivy Blue Carter's birth, they will make a crayon color based on her name.
Jan 8 no reply

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