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When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to. (Clearly a parody account, created by @brentb1984)

Coming into tonight the US Unemployment Rate was 9.6% .. Alex Barron may be adding to that very soon.
9/12/2010 11:41 PM 5 replies

Can you blame Roy Williams for asking Dez Bryant to hold onto his pads? Roy can't even hold onto a football.. Pads must be a nightmare!
7/26/2010 11:25 AM no reply

It's a good thing Garrett Hartley doesn't have to fly home, he'd probably miss the flight too
9/26/2010 4:32 PM 4 replies

Tonight on Thursday Night Football we will see who shuts down the passing game better: Darrelle Revis or Tim Tebow.
Nov 17 3 replies

Andy Reid threw the challenge flag more accurately than Vince Young is throwing the football.
Nov 20 24 replies

49ers clinch NFC West with win and Seahawks loss. Colts can clinch playoff spot with all events from movie 2012 happening.
Nov 21 no reply

If Lebron James had Tim Tebow's blood he might be the most unstoppable athlete of all time.
Nov 17 no reply

Jaguars release David Garrard and will start Luke McCown at QB. The move makes a lot of sense if you're a fan of losing several games
Sep 6 3 replies

Jaguars release David Garrard because they wanted to do something to get people to talk about them this season.
Sep 6 1 reply

BREAKING - Cecil Newton to offer Auburn the services of Cam Newton for 2nd half against Utah St in exchange for cash benefits.
Sep 3 3 replies

Cam Newton throws for 422 yards in his NFL debut. Sounds like all this time he was actually underpaid at Auburn.
Sep 11 no reply

Sources: Tony Romo to be placed on liquid diet this week to prevent further choking.
Sep 12 no reply

Manny Ramirez arrested on domestic violence charges. That's just Manny being Chris Brown.
Sep 12 no reply

Cam Newton will start Week 1 against the Cardinals, making it official.. The Panthers are 0-1.
Sep 2 5 replies

BREAKING - Roger Goodell will not fine Ndamukong Suh if he roughs up the band members of Nickelback.
Nov 24 10 replies

Saying Ndamukong Suh isn't dirty is as believable as saying Kim Kardashian likes white guys.
Nov 24 5 replies

Alex Smith has been hit so many times tonight I think I just saw Ndamukong Suh stomp on him in between plays.
Nov 24 no reply

Cleveland Cavaliers win NBA Draft Lottery.. meaning Kyrie Irving should be joining the Miami Heat around the 2014-15 season.
May 17 no reply

Alex Smith is probably wondering if he can purchase a new offensive line on Black Friday.
Nov 24 no reply

Carson Palmer played so bad today, the Heisman committee is considering giving his Heisman to Vince Young too.
10/10/2010 4:39 PM 2 replies

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