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When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to. (Parody Account. Contact: fauxjohnmadden@gmail.com)

BREAKING: Not to be outdone by Jason Collins admitting he's gay, Tim Tebow admits that one time he kissed a girl on the cheek.
20 days ago 3 replies

NFL Draft is over! Now we just have to wait about..... 6 more months for football. Damn it!
23 days ago 7 replies

Steelers draft QB Landry Jones to compete with 73 year old Charlie Batch for spot on depth chart.
23 days ago 2 replies

That awkward moment when the Eagles draft a better QB in the 4th round than the Bills did in the 1st round.
23 days ago 12 replies

"Would have been a 1st round pick last year that's my f*ckin problem.." - ASAP Rocky f/Matt Barkley
24 days ago 8 replies

"Welcome to Green Bay Eddie Lacy, unfortunately we can only pay you ten bucks because we just locked up Rodgers.
24 days ago 3 replies

Manti Te'o to the Chargers, where his ex-girlfriend is as realistic as their Super Bowl hopes.
24 days ago 26 replies

"Just take a year off, trust me.. it's for the best" - Derrick Rose to Russell Westbrook
24 days ago 7 replies

BREAKING: To welcome him to the team, Jay Cutler just started screaming at Kyle Long.
25 days ago 13 replies

The Raiders could have had Aaron Rodgers throwing it to Larry Fitzgerald and Calvin Johnson? Ouch
25 days ago 24 replies

Al Michaels arrested for DUI after he keeps asking officers if they believe in miracles during sobriety test.
29 days ago 6 replies

This is turning into another close Michigan championship game. Quick, someone hide Chris Webber.
Apr 8 17 replies

"We are THRILLED to announce Tony Romo will be a Cowboy for a long long time.." - The Redskins, Eagles and Giants
Mar 29 22 replies

Aaron Rodgers about to become highest paid player in NFL history/first white guy Kim Kardashian is interested in.
Mar 28 5 replies

Wes Welker may be headed to Denver. Richard Sherman just texted Tom Brady, "U Mad Bro?"
Mar 13 12 replies

This is Reggie Bush's first 4-year contract worth millions since he enrolled at USC.
Mar 13 21 replies

Percy Harvin to Seahawks, Anquan Boldin to 49ers, and Chad Ochocinco to Chili's. Lots of WR movement today in the NFL.
Mar 11 21 replies

Christian Ponder just threw Percy Harvin a message to wish him good luck, but as usual it went sailing over his head and fell incomplete.
Mar 11 no reply

BREAKING: Earthquake in California believed to simply be an aftershock of DeAndre Jordan's dunk over Brandon Knight.
Mar 11 12 replies

Alex Smith should be very happy, barring the Chiefs drafting an athletic tattooed quarterback from Nevada in the near future.
Feb 27 no reply

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