Remember before dreadlocks when you had to actually talk to a white person to find out if they sucked?
9/30/2011 2:49 PM no reply
9/30/2011 2:49 PM no reply
Just watched Toy Story 3, Andy is now 17. Those toys have definitely watched him masturbate right?
9/12/2011 3:22 PM no reply
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Everyone had that one really freaky girl in their grade who's obsessed with horses right?
7/29/2011 3:30 PM no reply
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Kim Kardashian is like an amazing croissant: Golden brown outside, flaky, rich, and filled with chocolate.
5/30/2011 9:07 PM no reply
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The recent rise in teenage pregnancy has reallyyyyy changed the definition of a MILF
5/16/2011 2:42 PM no reply
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If you're not drinking falcon blood out of a boar's skull, we don't want to see your tribal tattoo. @fleshcake
4/28/2011 12:29 PM no reply
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