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http://evildumbledore.tumblr.com/ I draw: http://tiny.cc/9krvr Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without Harry Potter

Tom Felton & Rupert Grint on Comic relief tonight? Yet another reason why living in England is great..
3/18/2011 1:36 PM no reply

When something doesn't go quite right, do what Luna Lovegood does, blame the Nargles
Sep 3 no reply

When you claim to be the greatest, darkest wizard ever & you get defeated by a school child, twice #Talkaboutawkward
Sep 6 no reply

Treat every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, pee on it & walk away
Sep 6 no reply

Because of Forest Gump, whenever I see someone running, I'm always tempted to shout 'RUUUUUN FOOOORRESTTT, RUUUUUUUUUN!'
Sep 12 no reply

Sirius Black is the cool Godfather, Jacob Black is the family dog & Rebecca Black is the retarded cousin..
3/19/2011 3:33 PM no reply

That's not lightning striking the Eiffel Tower, that's Voldemort. He's found the Elder Wand, HIDE YO MUGGLEBORNS! http://t.co/QCc6sa4
Sep 1 no reply

The Day After Tomorrow is Friday, and what a good day it is. Someone should really write a song about that
Sep 14 no reply

#UKnowUHungryWhen you start crying on the Kitchen floor because there's nothing to eat
Sep 14 no reply

#PeopleNeedToStop trying to act like someone they're not just to fit in. Be yourself, everyone else sucks & is going to die anyway
Sep 13 no reply

Who would win in a fight between Vampires VS Zombies? Trick question, Wizards would always win
Sep 15 no reply

#IfTwitterWereHighschool then a lot of people would fail English. There is indeed a difference between you're and your
Sep 15 no reply

If you have a #FastFoodAddiction be careful, you could end up looking like Hagrid
Sep 15 no reply

Dear Edward Cullen, you stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original. Sincerely yours, Peter Pan.
May 21 no reply

If my children don't like Harry Potter I will lock them in a cupboard under the stairs
Mar 1 no reply

#IHateThatFeeling when you turn 11 and you don't get your Hogwarts acceptance letter
Mar 2 no reply

I love the way Katie Waissel is so unique. Just like Lady Gaga, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Cindy Lauper and all the others she's copying.
4/13/2011 1:10 PM no reply

Voldemort is Our Sex Lord. He put his Basilisk in a girls Chamber of Secrets and now she's Moaning Myrtle
Feb 25 no reply

#TheThingsIHateMost when a half giant knocks down my door, insults my relatives and tells me I'm a wizard... some people are so rude
Feb 28 no reply

Good luck to everyone doing their English GCSE tomorrow. Remember i before e except after c...and in Budweiser.
5/15/2011 8:16 AM no reply

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