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ERlC_CARTMAN
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Not really Cartman, but you will RESPECT MY AUTHORITAI!!! Role Playing. Parody account.
I hate when I can't use the internet because my neighbor didn't pay the bill come on #HookMeUp
Nov 16
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#UShouldBeHappy that not only is facebook the number one social network its also the number one pornsite too
Nov 17
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Dating my EX? I'm eating pizza, do you want to come by tomorrow for those left-overs too?
Nov 15
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"Hey." *2 HOURS LATER* "Hi." No, it's too late. I don't wanna talk to you anymore >.>
Feb 29
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My disney channel was "Even Stevens" "That's so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school
Mar 1
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"Not Everything On The Internet Is True." wait! so there's not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!
Mar 2
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Kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high. Me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon
Mar 2
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To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac
29 days ago
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I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "i bet youre wondering why ive gathered you all here today"
Dec 3
2 replies
That awkward moment when your listening to a song you love then Pittbull starts singing
Feb 9
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I Was Gonna Give My Change To A Homeless Guy Today But His Sign Said ''ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU'' So I Held Onto It, Just Incase He Was Right
Feb 10
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#ItsBadEnough some chicks can't grow hair and now girls think it's cool to shave the side of their head. You look like an idiot
Nov 28
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Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then the women make it hard.
Dec 2
7 replies
#YouKnowItsAProblemWhen you see a whole bunch of black people running away from something so you drop everything and run with them.
Dec 2
9 replies
If twin females marry twin males, And they each have a child, Will both children look alike? o_O Mind= BLOWN
8 days ago
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#YouHaveNoFriendsBecause you always want something from them, but are never there for them douchebag
Nov 30
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Don't let my bedroom floor fool you. It may appear dirty, but those are actually clean clothes that I haven't folded in months.
Dec 1
18 replies
Instead of "LOL", try "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL": Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud
Dec 8
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I think there is one thing both genders can agree on, neither one want Justin Bieber in their gender.
Dec 9
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My mom accused me of being a liar. I looked at her in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss.
Dec 7
14 replies
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