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DrunkBarney
81,780 Followers.
06 Friends.

WASHED UP 90's STAR. HATE KIDS. FRESH OUT OF REHAB. MONEY OVER BITCHES. PARODY ACCOUNT.FAKE. NO AFFILIATION.

“@KingJames: OMFG I think it just hit me, I’m a CHAMPION!! I AM a CHAMPION!!” WHY NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU. KOBE OR MJ WOULD NEVER TWEET
Jun 22 1 reply

“@MensHumor: Oh you got “Swag”? Don’t forget to put that on your Burger King Application.” HOLY SHOT BRO THATS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! ROFL!
Jun 20 no reply

THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS ROGER CLEMENS TOOK STEROIDS BUT THEY COULDN’T PROVE IT IN COURT
Jun 18 no reply

CHANCES OF ME BEING SOBER TONIGHT ARE SAME CHANCES OF DRAKE AND CHRIS BROWN DOING A SONG TOGETHER ANYTIME SOON
Jun 15 no reply

LEBRON AND DWYANE WADE HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DOWNGRADED FROM BATMAN AND ROBIN TO MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
Jun 12 no reply

DEREK FISHER SHOULD SEND A PERSONAL PICTURE OF HIS DICK AND SAY “AM I TOO OLD NOW? HOLD MAHHHH DICKK AS I GET A 6TH RING FOR IT
Jun 6 no reply

THE NBA IS SO FIXED. THE TEAM THAT IS OWNED BY THE LEAGUE GETS THE NUMBER ONE PICK LMAOOOOO
May 30 no reply

HEAT PLAYING LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY ALL WANNA RUN TRAIN ON KATE UPTON. CHRIS BOSH TRYING TO LAY MORE EGGS
5/3/2012 8:36 PM no reply

BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWICH..SHE SAYS NO. BOUT TO FALCON PUNCH THIS BITCH WITH MAH DIKK
4/29/2012 6:53 PM no reply

SERIOUSLY OFFICER I WAS ONLY SPEEDING BC THE BITCH STARTED USING TOO MUCH TEETH .. LEARN HOW TO GIVE ROADHEAD YA WHORE
4/28/2012 1:41 PM no reply

WHEN FAT BITCHES SHOW THROWBACK THURSDAY PICTURES AND THEY SKINNY. BITCH WHEN DID YOU START GOING TO MCDONALDS
4/26/2012 3:31 PM no reply

“@OhWonka: Oh, you're tweeting about me? Why don't you just say it to my face? Bitch.”I'LL COME TO YOUR FACTORY AND SLIT YOUR THROAT DOE
4/12/2012 3:13 PM no reply

#WhenIWasLittle I HUNTED AND KILLED SHIT WHILE MY COUSIN CHRIS BOSH PLAYED WITH BARBIES
4/2/2012 8:13 PM no reply

SO A VIRGIN, A MEXICAN, AND A FAT FUCK WALK INTO A BAR, NO WAIT THAT'S THE JETS PRACTICE FIELD
3/21/2012 9:08 PM no reply

NOW TEBOW DOESNT HAVE TO GO TO AFRICA TO ADOPT KIDS HE CAN JUST PICK A KID OUT OF CROMARTIES LOCKER
3/21/2012 1:05 PM no reply

PEYTON RAPED THE BRONCOS LIKE KOBE RAPED THAT WHITE BITCH. I NEED TO VISIT COLORADO WHERE IT'S OK TO RAPE
3/19/2012 12:55 PM no reply

ANDY PETTITTE PULLING A ROGER CLEMENS. WHY CANT OLD WHITE GUYS STAY RETIRED. BLACK GUYS RETIRE AND GO TO STRIP CLUBS EVERY NIGHT
3/16/2012 12:47 PM no reply

THE COPS FOLLOW MY EVERY MOVE BUT NO ONE CAN FIND A NIGGA WHO HAS KIDNAPPED 30,000 KIDS
3/7/2012 3:54 PM no reply

CHRIS BOSH OUT A FEW GAMES CUZ I FUCKED HIM UP AT A FAMILY PARTY THAN HE STARTED CRYING LIKE HE LOST A BASKETBALL GAME
3/5/2012 9:55 PM no reply

WHY THE FUCK DID THE GOOKS CREATE CHOPSTICKS WHEN ALL THESE NIGGAS EAT IS RICE AND SOUP
3/3/2012 2:10 PM no reply

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