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The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. See the WEB SERIES at http://t.co/UynnGLMD DeathStarPR@gmail.com

We support the US Govt. when they deny knowledge of that missile strike. Also, we have no idea who blew up Alderaan. Bastards. #starwars
11/9/2010 3:36 PM no reply

So glad the McRib is back. Helping set up a McDonalds on Endor and those Ewok bodies were really starting to pile up. #StarWars
11/5/2010 10:10 AM no reply

Engineers will talk to you about covering a small thermal exhaust port. DON'T put it off til next week. #tweetyour16yearoldself #StarWars
11/4/2010 6:14 PM no reply

Yes, we had Paul the Psychic Octopus killed in order to lure Ackbar into the open. Somehow he know it was a trap. Dammit. #StarWars
10/26/2010 9:32 AM no reply

Congratulations to Katy Perry & Russell Brand on their marriage: the most improbable hot girl/annoying douche pairing since Padme & Anakin.
10/23/2010 7:41 PM no reply

IT'S INTERNATIONAL #CAPSLOCKDAY. IF YOU'RE JUST *TYPING* IN CAPS, YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH. GO SCREAM AT PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE.
10/22/2010 7:54 AM no reply

Remember: no matter how bad life gets, there's always somebody worse off than you. Nothing warms the heart like the misery of others.
10/15/2010 7:23 PM no reply

We support your inalienable right to bear arms. But not your right to have alien Bear arms. We have enough Wookiee problems as is. #starwars
10/14/2010 4:09 PM no reply

YODA: is green, speaks strangely & lives in a haunted swamp. You know what we call that kids? Being a MONSTER. #KillItWithFire #starwars
10/12/2010 5:57 PM no reply

Christopher Columbus: discovered nothing, kidnapped, enslaved & murdered natives & gets a national holiday honoring him? Well played, sir.
10/11/2010 9:50 AM no reply

Found that special someone but worried they'll change? Why not freeze them in Carbonite? Love fades but Carbonite is forever. #starwars
10/10/2010 4:18 PM no reply

We can cure cancer, stop global warming and end all poverty with the push of a single button. Because we care. #DeathStarCares #starwars
10/7/2010 7:46 PM no reply

In the season premiere/series finale of GLEE tonight @DarthVader guest stars as a guy on a killing spree, murdering the entire cast. #GoodTV
9/21/2010 5:21 PM no reply

The Pope is right: atheism is evil. Now do what his invisible sky friend says & stand against gender equality, contraception & gay people.
9/18/2010 11:00 AM 6 replies

There has never been a villain who wasn't the hero in their own story, or a hero who wasn't the villain in somebody else's.
9/16/2010 5:24 PM 2 replies

Guess what, kids? Hogwarts isn't real. Neither is Santa Claus. Your parents lied to you. Which means they don't love you. #LifeLesson
9/1/2010 9:35 AM 8 replies

If the #twitterismylife tag applies to you, you might also enjoy the #IveWastedMyLife & #ItWas2WeeksBeforeTheyFoundMyBody tags.
8/26/2010 7:38 AM no reply

If Abbot wins, rich, heterosexual middle-aged conservative Christian white people might FINALLY get a say in how Australia is run. #ausvotes
8/21/2010 10:01 AM 1 reply

Building a Death Star: $7 trillion. Annual Wages: $960 million. Keeping the Galaxy safe by blowing up evil planets: Priceless. #starwars
8/18/2010 9:47 PM 55 replies

You try getting sympathy when you call in sick for work and your boss is @DarthVader, an asthmatic triple amputee & burn victim. #StarWars
8/16/2010 5:19 PM 5 replies

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