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The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. #StarWars DeathStarPR@gmail.com

Today is Alderaan Appreciation Day: Sometimes you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. No need to thank us. #deathstarcares #starwars
7/1/2010 5:27 PM 2 replies

Every time someone says "I love #Twilight," the chances of Death Star-related destruction of Earth increase by 0.2%. You've been warned.
7/13/2010 11:33 PM 37 replies

Yes, we're afraid of the Starship Enterprise but only because after the last time Kirk visited 47 women went on maternity leave. #startrek
7/16/2010 7:15 PM 1 reply

ALL STAFF: Blue Police Box sighted on Deck Q27. It's emergency underpants time here, people. #doctorwho #ProudOfTheBBC
7/19/2010 10:05 AM 2 replies

KFC is like the Dark Side: It's either AWESOME or you get Fried Chicken Flu but you keep eating it because it's fun to live dangerously.
8/2/2010 3:00 AM 2 replies

#newcommandment Thou shalt not be upbeat at work on Monday morning. You disgust everybody.
8/10/2010 10:28 PM 9 replies

Great things that happen when you blow up people's planets #168: the Meteor Shower Tonight. Enjoy the show, Earth.
8/12/2010 5:20 PM 6 replies

Next time you're losing Monopoly, shout "DEATH STAR!" & destroy the board. Nobody likes a sore loser. EVERYBODY loves a creative solutioner.
8/15/2010 7:13 PM 15 replies

You try getting sympathy when you call in sick for work and your boss is @DarthVader, an asthmatic triple amputee & burn victim. #StarWars
8/16/2010 5:19 PM 5 replies

Building a Death Star: $7 trillion. Annual Wages: $960 million. Keeping the Galaxy safe by blowing up evil planets: Priceless. #starwars
8/18/2010 9:47 PM 55 replies

If Abbot wins, rich, heterosexual middle-aged conservative Christian white people might FINALLY get a say in how Australia is run. #ausvotes
8/21/2010 10:01 AM 1 reply

If the #twitterismylife tag applies to you, you might also enjoy the #IveWastedMyLife & #ItWas2WeeksBeforeTheyFoundMyBody tags.
8/26/2010 7:38 AM no reply

Guess what, kids? Hogwarts isn't real. Neither is Santa Claus. Your parents lied to you. Which means they don't love you. #LifeLesson
9/1/2010 9:35 AM 8 replies

In the season premiere/series finale of GLEE tonight @DarthVader guest stars as a guy on a killing spree, murdering the entire cast. #GoodTV
9/21/2010 5:21 PM no reply

We support the US Govt. when they deny knowledge of that missile strike. Also, we have no idea who blew up Alderaan. Bastards. #starwars
11/9/2010 3:36 PM no reply

Wishing a very happy No Year to the people of Alderaan, who we lovingly freed from all of life's burdens. #DeathStarCares #StarWars
12/31/2010 2:17 PM 1 reply

Engineers will talk to you about covering a small thermal exhaust port. DON'T put it off til next week. #tweetyour16yearoldself #StarWars
11/4/2010 6:14 PM no reply

Ladies, looked everywhere for that special someone? Let Boba Fett find your man. Any bounty, anywhere, any time. Carbonite extra. #StarWars
12/22/2010 10:55 PM 1 reply

Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an "accident" the law is on your side.
12/24/2010 4:04 AM no reply

'Twas the night before #Sithmas & all through the Galaxy not a Jedi was stirring, 'cuz @darthvader killed them all. #TouchingSithmasTales
12/24/2010 4:32 PM no reply

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