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DadBoner
142,357 Followers.
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Can't wait for the weekend!
Michael Douglas probably wouldn't have gotten cancer if he just stuck to eatin' the always fresh & tasty roast beef from Arby's, you guys.
14 days ago
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Michael Douglas should really cut his babe diet down from "eatin" to "snackin." Ha! Sorry, just some guy humor there.
14 days ago
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To be fair, Michael Douglas probably pigged out at more babe buffets during the filming of Wallstreet than in most guys' whole lifetime.
14 days ago
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If Michael Douglas got sick from excessive oral passions, ultra bad boy old school Romeos like Tom Berenger must be one foot in the grave.
14 days ago
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I'm NOT a friggin' "sloppy clown." I'm a bad boy thriller with bad boy moves. Babes don't want me, they crave me. 24/7, 365. O.O.S.
May 15
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Should sell 12 packs with 4 Sam Adams & 8 Bud Lights. Tasties to start and domestos for smooth sailin' home. Call it, "The Professional."
Apr 20
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Livin' in your car really gives you time to think...why haven't they remade Smokey and The Bandit starring Guy Fieri?
Mar 28
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If babes had their way, the whole world would just be Target and you'd spend all day standin' in line for pillows, holdin' in a big whizz.
Mar 27
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If you upchuck your booze in a restaurant before it makes you bombed, you shouldn't have to pay. Should be a law, you guys.
Dec 18
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Shed a few tears yesterday. Saw my man Barry O. did too. Ain't nothin' wrong with havin' love for your fellow Americans, you guys.
Dec 15
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If you don't support the troops and the veterans? Man, just hit the bricks to China and live like an animal, ya piece of trash.
Nov 11
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I ain't liberal. I ain't republican. I'm AMERICAN. And in the USA, babes do what they want, regardless of some made up crap you read.
Oct 19
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If Paul Ryan got butt passioned by a crack animal & had to shoot a sin baby out his peener, he might understand the meaning of "religion
Oct 19
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Bless you boys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now. With sweet tears of joy, dried upon my face. Go Tigers, you guys.
Oct 18
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Bet the Yanks wish they still had Donny Baseball. Man, he was one of the best in the biz. Any real man's a Donny Baseball man, you guys.
Oct 14
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ROADHOUSE 2012: PAIN STILL DON'T HURT (starring Guy Fieri) script is done! Time for a Friday celebraish, you guys. http://t.co/eC6eLli9
Sep 21
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If someone says, "you've lost touch with reality," they're just jealous that you're livin' the dream, you guys.
Sep 19
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Finished up the first scene of my Roadhouse remake starring Guy Fieri. Turned out badass. Check it out, you guys: http://t.co/hFE1Mhs2
Aug 8
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A modern man don't lead life by all the rules of some old bible. That's like readin' 'bout today's athletics in a 1981 Sports Illustrated.
Aug 6
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If you have a dream, don't drive 55. Mash that pedal all the way to the metal 'til you hit the finish line, guard rail, or run outta gas.
Jul 14
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